Eddie Munson's Guide to Demons, Hellhounds, and Other Minions of Satan
@steddiebbang project #013
Time to reveal my project for the 2026 Steddie Big Bang! Excited to work with tombfiends and @drwhoisginnyholmes this year, it's gonna be a blast.
Rating: M
Estimated Word Count: 10-15k
Relationships: Steve/Eddie, Steve & his parents, Eddie & Steve's parents, Eddie & the CC Boys, Steve & Dustin
Characters: Dan [Mr.] Harrington, Olivia [Mrs.] Harrington, the CC Boys, Dustin Henderson, Robin Buckley
Tags: Humor, Misunderstandings, Steve Harrington Has Good Parents, Catholic Wayne, D'art Lives, 'Demon' Steve Harrington, Strangers to Friends to Lovers, Eddie Munson is Oblivious and Bisexual, Bisexual Steve, Steve is Eddie's Bisexual Awakening, Aftermath of Starcourt, S5 Doesn't Happen Don't Worry About It, Minor Canon Divergence from S2 Onwards
Summary:
After El closes the inter-dimensional gate to the Upside Down in November 1984, D'art doesn't perish thanks to the protective powers of sugar. He goes on to form a bond with his new 'pack' of humans and continues to evolve in unexpected ways. The demodog eventually comes under the primary ownership of Steve Harrington. Steve, recovering from his severe concussion and without sports to keep him occupied, is still in search of a friend who isn't thirteen years old.
Enter Eddie Munson. Eddie's second senior year is supposed to be devoted to important things like figuring out how to break the spirits of the newest members of Hellfire with a diabolical 50-foot tall goose-dragon, or passing Kaminsky's next test for once. But that's before he comes across the fallen king of Hawkins High and his pet hellhound. And what is Eddie supposed to do with the information that Steve Harrington is apparently a demon in disguise besides figure out what the guy's diabolical intentions in the middle of nowhere Indiana are? He clearly has no choice but to undergo an undercover mission and befriend Steve, all while resisting his hellish charms as the two of them grow closer.
or:
Four times Eddie Munson is convinced Steve Harrington has to be a demon, and one time he finds out the much weirder truth
Enjoy a snippet below the cut!
February 1985
Two albums (filled with music that Eddie would never admit to finding catchy) later, Steve finally got up to use the bathroom.
Eddie sprung up and put his totally not all that ill-conceived plan into action, pulling out his canteen filled with the finest and holiest of waters Our Lady of Perpetual Mercy had to offer. Or more accurately, the finest water Eddie could pilfer while Wayne was busy talking to the priest outside, but that was fine. This was in service to ensuring the devil couldn't walk among them at full power!
Steve had left his glass of water sitting there completely defenseless and half-full on his desk, so Eddie gulped it down as fast as he could and replaced it with his contraband HâO. Surely this would prove his theories correct at last. Worst case Steve's human shell would melt off and he'd head back to hell for a little unexpected leave time.
When he returned, Steve took a sip andâŚnothing happened. He smacked his lips a couple times, scratched his stomach, then went right back to his spot at the top of the bed without a care in the world.
Goddammit!
You know, now that Eddie thought about it, maybe the anti-evil properties of holy water were lost when one committed a sin to obtain it. Perhaps it had to be freely distributed to the masses during Mass. Plus, Wayne had been thrilled he'd wanted to go on Sunday for once. The power of a disappointed father figure could really mess with the aura given off by theâŚwater. And Jesus. Or something.
Regardless of any higher authority's opinion on the subject, Eddie was back to square one once again.
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Written for the February @steddiemicrofic prompt, using the word "rose" and 367 words
Rating G | Ao3 link
Tags: language of flowers, Eddie has a crush on Steve, love confessions, first kiss
See under the cut for some notes on flower language, and thank you steddiecameraroll-graphics for the lovely divider!
Eddie stared at the book clutched tightly in his hands. There was a rose carefully tucked away among its pages. The color had faded a bit, but a pink hue still delicately tinted the petals. And that wasnât all. Fragments of other flowers were also dried and wrapped in protective layers of wax paper: camellia, columbine, gardenia. Under the last page, a green carnation peeked out.
Steve came back into the room juggling a few more empty boxes.
âThis should be the final load, if we add anything else the Beemer won't make it to Chicago without tipping over. Hope you don't mind us driving up without the rearview mirror.â
Steve grinned, but Eddie didnât respond. The grin faltered a little.
âYou okay man? Not getting cold feet now.â Wordlessly, Eddie held out the book.
âOh, thanks, this one needs to be packed flat.â A tiny smile crept over Steve's face. âYou know how people used to decorate their crush's locker for Valentine's Day? My senior year there was this whole bouquet tucked in waiting for me. Dunno who put it there, Nance and I'd broken up months ago. They're nice though, right? I mean you never see green flowers. Wish I could've thanked them, whoever it was.â
A tiny spark of hope bloomed in Eddie's chest. Before he could swallow it back down, his brain blurted out:
âI had perfect attendance in Spanish that year.â
Steve's eyes squinted in confusion.
âHuh?â
âMy second-go around at senior year, and I was still stuck in Hawkins, then freaking King Steve sits behind me in Spanish 3,â Eddie barreled on. âYou never used to pay attention to anyone who wasn't in your inner circle, but in that class you'd mutter to yourself about how cool my doodles looked, and told folks to knock it off when they called me trailer trash. So I found a book on flower meanings and did something incredibly stupid.â He didnât dare look at Steve as he finished his confession.
The kiss caught him off-guard.
âGuess I've got three years worth of dates to make up for. Prepare to be romanced off your feet Munson.â
That February, Eddie gave Steve red and yellow tulips.
Author's notes
-The fic's title comes from a quote by Victorian playwright Oscar Wilde: "With freedom, books, flowers, and the moon, who could not be happy?" The green carnation is associated with Oscar Wilde himself, and wearing a green carnation on ones lapel might have been a code for gay men at the time to identify one another. Wilde was famously convicted for homosexual acts in 1895. Let's say Eddie picked up a copy of "The Picture of Dorian Gray" and learned about the symbolism from a coded forward written for it.
-The meanings within the original bouquet were "happiness" (pink rose), "longing for you" (pink camellia), "foolishness/folly" (columbine), secret love (gardenia), and homosexuality (green carnation). Eddie was being very dramatic putting together the original bouquet for his forbidden love, and definitely dyed the carnation himself.
-Red and yellow tulips represent passion/declaration of love and sunshine in your smile respectively.
@monologichno drew an absolutely lovely piece, and so I'm proud to publish for the @strangerthingsreversebigbang a Steddie Soulmates Dance AU! Click the link above to read the fic and view the lovely art. Thank you to @vthx for giving it a beta read :)
Fic Info:
Following Your Lead | 4.7k | Rating: T | Steddie
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Eddie Munson, Steve Harrington, Murray Bauman
Tags: Alternate Universe - Dance, Alternate Universe - Ballet, Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Dancer Steve Harrington, Dancer Eddie Munson, Queer Steve Harrington, Queer Eddie Munson, Strangers to Lovers, Getting Together, Implied/Referenced Drug Addiction (briefly involving Eddie's parents), Eddie's mom is dead, Psychic Bond, Homophobic Language
Summary: Eddie is forced to choreograph a duet with new troupe member Steve Harrington. He's not pleased at having to share the spotlight, but the universe has a surprise in store for both of them.
See under the cut for monologichno's artwork and a snippet!
To his credit, Harrington didnât say a peep while Eddie went through the first few steps humming along to Stravinsky. It was only when he lifted up on his toes that the guy broke their mutually agreed upon silence.
âOh sweet, you can go en pointe? Thatâs awesome, man! Iâve always wanted to try it but well, you know.â Harrington gestured at his body as if there was something wrong. âNot exactly prime material for it.â
âThatâs stupid, and you know it." Eddie couldn't resist thrusting a finger towards that tempting hairy chest. "Society forcibly puts us all in these neat nice little boxes and tell us that men canât go en pointe and women canât lift, and for what? Conformity to an outdated style? Apparently that makes me the freak for wanting the chance to damage my feet in new and creative ways!â
Harrington took the impromptu rant in stride with nothing more than a small smile and a gesture at Eddieâs tutu.
âLooks like I touched a nerve there. Doesnât seem to be a problem for you though, cause youâre doing it anyway.â
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I've hit 69 user subscriptions on Ao3 which is a lot of people and also the funny number, so running a tiny writing event to celebrate/get myself out of the writing ditch I've found myself in :D
Rules:Send me an ask with a short prompt and a stranger things pairing you like and I will write you 1 (one) paragraph of bespoke E-rated smut and/or T-rated silliness depending on what you prefer!*
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Rated E | ~1.6k words | Ao3 link | Steddie
Tags: college AU, public nudity, frats and hazing, shameless confident big-dicked Steve
For @little-annie <3
A cowbell rang out from the basement, the clanging making Eddie nearly drop his lunch box.
âItâs time for the meat market!â some dickhead shouted.
Eddie only barely held back from rolling his eyes as a stampede of party-goers rushed downstairs. Heâd hated coming to frat house parties in the fall after taking over the mantle of campus drug dealer from Rick, but tonight was the first weekend after everyone returned to campus. Sure, it meant most folks were flush with cash from winter break and eager to trade it for pills and herb. It also meant that they were even stupider than usual. Yet another pop song blared from a boombox, making Eddie grit his teeth and eye the stairs. At least the basement didnât have music that would make his ears bleed, plus the only folks left up here were mostly interested in mapping out each othersâ tonsils.
A couple humping each other over their clothes right next to where heâd set up shop spurred him into action. He slammed his lunchbox full of goodies shut and took the stairs three at a time, following the sounds of whoops and shouts down.
The entertainment that had gotten the crowd so distracted turned out to be three guys tied to a pillar in the center of the room.
Ah, right: Rush week. A time when the homoerotic was not only acceptable, but expected among this preppy rowdy crowd. The pledgesâ hands were locked up in handcuffs for crying out loud.
âToday, weâll see if any of you are man enough to join our ranksâ, crowed the guy with the cowbell as he circled them. Eddie tuned out after that. Blah blah blah, drink copious amounts of alcohol to prove yourself worthy of the brotherhood of ultimate dick-dom, whatever. The guys were certainly easy on the eyes, but Eddie wasnât interested in getting punched tonight for staring too long. Unlike those pledges or Cowbell Asshole, he was an outsider and tolerated here for exactly one purpose. Eddie parked himself in the corner and focused on making sales instead.
Or at least tried to.
Ten or so minutes later, Cowbell Asshole made yet another fucking annoying buzzing noise with his mouth, grabbing Eddieâs attention whether he wanted it to or not.
âCome on Harrington, you getting them wrong on purpose? At this rate youâll be naked all week!â
Huh???
Eddieâs eyes snapped back to the pillar, and holy shit, how had he missed this??
All of the new pledges were now shirtless, but the one in the center with disheveled swoops of brown hair was currently getting his pants pulled down, leaving him in nothing but a tight pair of black briefs.
And wait, Eddie recognized him: they had a class together. Of course, Harrington was usually a lot more clothed when asking questions or jotting down notes. But he seemed completely at ease in this basement despite the compromising position.
Shaking stray hairs out of his eyes as best he could with his hands above his head, Harrington grinned.
âSorry man, guess Iâm too thirsty! Canât think straight when I need a drink.â (Okay, whatever was happening here, Eddie seriously doubted that anyone in this frat could think straight at the moment, whether theyâd admit it or not.)
Someone came up and poured a shot into Harringtonâs mouth, and Eddie was frozen in place while his eyes followed spilled droplets as they fell onto Harringtonâs heaving chest. Dear Lord, the guy was blessed with a veritable jungle.
And that wasnât all he was blessed with.
Eddie had a sneaking suspicion that Harrington wanted to lose this frat game on purpose. His mouth watered staring at the obscene bulge hiding behind those briefs, and the barely perceptible dark patch on them slowly growing bigger by the minute. What he would give just for a taste...
Coming back up for another peek at Harringtonâs chest, he belatedly realized the guy had noticed him gawking. Shit. He knew his battle vest stood out among the sea of polos and tennis skirts in the audience. But instead of getting angry that an outsider had infiltrated their ranks, Harrington stared right back with a hungry look on his face.
Look, Eddie did just fine in the dating department, but it was usually after someone got to know him a little. Guys with faces and bodies like that werenât supposed to stare at the likes of Eddie right off the bat. Just as he was considering bolting for the stairs to avoid being devoured or found out, Harringtonâs pink tongue slowly and deliberately darted out to lick at the last of the alcohol clinging to his plush lips.
Jesus. It was fine, Eddieâs brain wasnât using all of that blood anyway, his dick could borrow it for now.
âOkay, ready now. Give it to me.â Even tied up and practically nude, the guy didnât hesitate to give commands. And as Cowbell Asshole asked him a question, Harrington kept his eyes trained on Eddie, with one eyebrow cocked up. Was he waiting for an answer before he gave his?
Eddieâs eyes flicked down to the outline of Harringtonâs dick again. It gave a little twitch against the briefs. His cheeks blushing, Eddie nodded. Harrington smirked.
âDamn, I donât know that one. Guess Iâll have to study harder next time.â
Cowbell Asshole laughed.
âAlright then Harrington, letâs get those off you. You heard the rules the first time: no more clothes in the house until the end of next Fridayâs rager.â
Harringtonâs dick was as big and thick as his bulge suggested, and his smirk grew even wider the longer Eddie stared. Cowbell Asshole turned to the other two pledges.
âHey, Hagan, Hargrove! Hope you guys studied better than Steve. If not, looks like weâll have to have a whole lot of sausage on sale for the ladies!â
Said ladies cheered and hollered up a storm as the game started up again. Even though plenty of people were busy drunkenly throwing around taunts and come-ons to HarriâSteve, he only had eyes for Eddie.
Finally, the game ended. Hargrove, the taller guy with the slightly crazed look in his eyes ended up only having to display his frankly rather impressive abs. The freckled red-head, Hagan, was somewhere in between his two new brothers, with his underwear and socks left on. The guyâs presumed girlfriend didnât seem to mind that one bit, trading affectionate insults back and forth with Hagan and her friends while Cowbell Asshole freed them all.
Eddie was still frozen in place when Steve sauntered over, two solo cups in hand.
âHey, itâs Eddie, right?â
âYup!â he managed to squeak out while taking his offered drink. Which was impressive considering his brain was currently filled with nothing but chest chest chest hair stick your face in his chest hair. âUh, thatâs my name! What can I get you my liege? I have some bare-I mean rare-strains, theyâll really help you uncloth-shit, unwind!â
His fumbles did nothing but make Steve laugh. Why the fuck was Eddie the only one getting embarrassed here? He chugged most of the jungle juice down to cope.
âHmmm. Maybe another time, donât have my wallet on me.â Steve gestured to his lack of pants (and shame). The guy still had a hard-on and was close enough now that Eddie could see a bead of pre-cum gathered at the tip. Eddie sternly told himself no, that he had more self-respect than to get on his knees and beg to get a taste in front of fifty people. Then no one would ever buy from him again and heâd have to get a normal job on campus. Heâd seen the crush of students at lunch time in the cafeteria, he was not looking forward to experiencing that from the other end andâWait, Steve was still here and still hard and fuck his dick was huge. Could he even fit it all into his mouth? As if he could tell where Eddieâs thoughts had gone, the owner of said massive wiener tilted his equally magnificent mane of hair and grinned. âI was thinking of something else. See, hereâs the thing. I canât wear clothes inside until next week. And you look like the kind of guy who runs cold. Wanna come up to my room and get a homo-stasis situation going?â
âI-what?â Eddie had never been so aware of his body as Steve leaned in and-yup, the guyâs dick was now pressed up against his jeans. He could never wash them again now.
âOffering to warm you up.â Steve punctuated each word with a little poke to Eddieâs shoulder. âItâs snowing, donât want you freezing out there.â
âOh, you wantâhomeostasis.â
Harrington snapped his fingers.
âYeah thatâs it! Just seems like the right thing to do, yeah?â
Eddie managed to regain some of his long lost bravado and flashed a smile back.
âYeah? Totally selfless?â Steveâs eyes sparkled while he licked his lips.
âWhy donât you come upstairs and Iâll show you how selfless I can be.â That tongue was going to kill him. Well, two could play that game. Eddie stuck his tongue out to catch the dregs of his drink. He didnât miss the way Steveâs eyes widened when he saw how long it was.
âLead the way, Big Boy.â
Stumbling upstairs following the most gorgeous ass heâd ever seen, Eddie wasnât sure how long this wild ride would last or who was going to drive, but he was for sure going enjoy every second of it.
Divider credits to saradika-graphics (Divider made by me in Canva)
Thank you to @hbyrde36 for giving this a quick beta read <3
Written for @sidekick-hero's 3,333 follower milestone event, congrats <3
Rated T | 333 words | prompt: running | Ao3 link
Tags: selkie!Eddie, selkie lore (Eddie's mother in an unhappy marriage), getting together, vague fairy tale vibes, chrissy still dies alas
Eddie always dreamed of the ocean. It didn't matter that he'd been trapped in a landlocked state with no trace of salt water his whole life. From birth, he longed to dive and swim through the waves.
His daddy hated the things Eddie and his momma shared between them. Eddie learned young not to play in the sprinklers and kiddy pools with the other trailer park kids. The only times he was allowed to go near water were when his daddy worked nights. When that happened, his momma would let Eddie put on his special secret cloak, and splash around in the tub to his heart's content. With human fingers (for hers were always human), she'd groom him until his fuzzy pup fur glowed. Afterwards, she'd cuddle him close and sing him lullabies.
"Don't let them catch you, my heart," she crooned mournfully. "Keep running."
And for many years, Eddie kept his promise. He wouldn't fade away, trapped in a cage like his mother had. Instead, Eddie made himself undesirable. His cloak was hidden away in plain sight under a vest filled with patches and pins, the fur laughed off as a freakish fashion choice.
When another form of magic reared its head, and a girl died right in front of him, still, Eddie ran.
But then, a boy whose skin speckled just like Eddie's fur dove into a lake in search of answers.
Eddie wasn't sure what possessed him to do it. He should have tossed Steve his vest. But he was shivering and bleeding and in so much pain.
"For your modesty, dude." His spotted fur cloak landed in Steve's arms.
Weeks later, Eddie stared in disbelief from a hospital bed as that same boy offered back his cloak, cleaned and neatly folded.
"Why? I can't do what Nancy did, I'd be yours forever." It had to be everything Steve wanted, the magic forcing Eddie to stay bound to him.
"Stay because you want to."
And so, Eddie chose to stay.
Author's notes:
-had a vision of selkie!Eddie wearing his cloak instead of the canon leather jacket. Not as metal, but it is a sneaky way to ensure he never loses it
-Eddie can turn into a harbor seal since those are found on most Northern Hemisphere coastlines and because they have those big wet brown eyes.