#timorouscage

Standing in the empty room of his new apartment Knuckle stroked his chin and slowly nodded in approval. It was a very simple and nice apartment with everything he needed. Even though he knew this already he wanted a second look with the space bare before he brought all his stuff in.

"ALRIGHT TIME TO GET STARTED!"

"Pitou, no."

"Yeah, I’m fine but you sure aren’t. Let’s go I’m taking you home."

If we kissed:

[X] This wouldn’t happen.

[] Oh disgusting.

[X] Again......... again.

[X] Kiss you back.

[] Let’s take this to the bedroom.

[] Slap/Push you away.

[X] Be confused

If you asked me out I’d say:

[] Um no.

[] I’m taken-

[X] Sure..........

[X] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS. [ahem: queue manly voice] Sure

Can we cuddle?:

[] No.

[] Ew.

[X] Sure.

[X] YES.

Sex?:

[X] After a while I need to get use to kissing first

[] No. You can’t handle my d.

[] FUCK YES.

[] No.

Should you reblog this?:

[X] Yes. I want to send you one.

[] Yes.

Send ✉ for an 2 AM text

[TEXT:]HEY, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU. I TOLD YOU THE PARK AT 10PM IT'S 2 IN THE MORNING YOU PANSY. 

Send ✘ for an unsent text

[TEXT:]SHOOT I HOPE YOU'RE READY TO GET YOUR BUTT KICKED. I'LL BE AT THE PARK IN 10 MINUTES.

Send ☠ for a threatening message

[TEXT:]I'm gonna kick your ass I swear. How could you just- see Gon and Killua without me... 

Send ❤ for a lusty/loving/affectionate message

[TEXT:]Hey, Shoot... You know I don't hate you right, even though you're a pansy you are kinda cool.

Send ♣ for a drunk message

reblog for biscuitxkrueger making a real voice recording.