>Abbot RAN up to them and linebacker-style tackled them.
I LOVE YOU DID YOU KNOW THAT
-@asksinsnakeman
- WHA !!!
*The visitor is lucky to only receive an elbow to the stomach. Military trianing stricks again...
But Ilya recognized the voice and "warmth" soon enough to not even moove a hand for their sniper.*
- Idiot ! You scared me !
*They act grumpy for good measures, mostly because they were ashamed to be so jumpy...
At least their arm was good enough to not be really a worry when they fell. Now, they grab the other's arm in a lock, pushing him to the ground, not with a lot of strenght.*
- Tss... If you wanted a hug there are easiest ways... I could have hurt you !
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Yay! Yes! Yay! Okay, so I'm realising that a lot of my humour is more situational than 'here's a funny line' :'D So I might have to give some context ...
This is a deleted scene actually, but: Original fic. Lots of POVs, all colliding in the one space.
POV atm is Li Hua, who is Normal but witnessed Superpowers and has been red-string conspiracy about things for just about the whole story.
She's neighbours with Simon, and has just found out he knows the invisible girl (Penny). From the small bits she's pieced together, Li Hua thinks they're hooking up.
And now she's inside the invisible girl's house with Simon, trying to help a semi-aggressive injured guy (Phillip) who has beef with the invisible girl and her friends (John), and also eavesdropping as hard as a person can to try to understand It All.
Penny called out from the counter, where John had just slid something to her. âSimon! Simon, my phone - itâs - oh.â She faded off, staring at a slip of paper.
Simon dropped the antiseptic, abandoning Phillipâs arguments and leaving Li Hua with a pile of bandages and creams she couldnât tell from one another.
âThat definitely wasnât there last night,â he asserted as he joined Penny and John at the counter.
The benefit of fighting so hard against rolling her eyes was that Li Hua caught the weight of Johnâs regard as he turned his angled cheekbones on Simon, the attention of someone drawing their own conclusions hidden behind a light smile. Simon had crossed a boundary somewhere. Thin and a few inches shorter than Simonâs average, broad-shouldered build, John would probably lose in a fair fight, but Li Hua wasnât sure what a fair fight looked like in a universe with magic.
Explaining a joke is the most funny thing in the world (ahaha oh noo), so let me point out the things I find hilarious here:
Simon wanted so much to be a paramedic, is the only one with any first aid knowledge, and he'd still choose to run over and listen to Penny instead of helping Phillip because Phillip is just that annoying
Simon "last night": Li Hua "hookup confirmed" (it was not a hookup)
John locking on to Simon: Li Hua: "uh oh. Simon's hooking up with someone else's girlfriend, and that guy might have dangerous superpowers too." John: ace for people. (non-romantically) horny for superpowers
So. You know. As the person threading all of this together, I think it's hilarious :'D Unfortunately, it's part of a deleted timeline, but it was still a lot of fun to shove them all together for things like this!
Description: Red Boy spends the day out with his little girl and Red son who is not having a fun time.
It was Saturday morning as Red son was woken up bright and early by his twin brother's excitement. RB was basically vibrating with glee as he ran through their kitchen packing food. Red son was not eager about today at all as he sipped his coffee.
He had so many better things to do than spend the day with a three year old little girl. He had confirmed she was indeed actually his niece last week but his brother's unwavering excitement had him at his limits. It was all Red boy been talking about. Red boy had only known about her existence for a month and it was non-stop talking about her or her baba. A baba who was the brother of their enemy Noodle boy by the way. The monkey king's successor!
"She's gonna love the amusement park! Shanyao said she's always wanted to go to one! I even found one with a roller coaster she can ride!" Red boy babbled excitedly if he had tail like Red son it would have broken by now.
"Are you sure this is a wise idea brother? Your first day with her without her baba's supervision going to an amusement park?" Red son asked a skeptical of his brother's thought process as he sipped his coffee.
"Yes! I want her to have fun! What's funner than amusement park?" Red boy asked confidently, " Plus you need a break from mother and father's bullshit that's why I'm taking you with me."
" looking for a power source for our father is not bullshit" Red son grumbled as Red boy rolled his eyes. He wasn't really on board with taking over the world. Red boy never had been.
"Just get the stick out your ass and enjoy the day with your niece" Red boy said as he finished packing up.
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"Daddy!" Star yelled excitedly as she ran towards Red boy who scooped her up," You're early!"
"Well I didn't want to be late princess" Red boy cooed as he headbutt her gently. She headbutt him back happily as Red son rolled his eyes behind him," and I brought uncle Red son with me! Ignore him he's being grumpy butt."
"Hey!" Red son protested crossing his arms," if you're going to drag me with you today. Don't mock me to my niece!"
"See total grumpy butt" Red boy snickered as Red son smacked his back," only proving my point bro!"
Red son groaned as Shanyao walked over and gave Red Boy a prepared backpack. Shanyao kissed his daughter's cheek before saying, "I packed some extra clothes and snacks just in case and extra shoes in case the ones she's wearing get uncomfortable. The kiddy leash is also in there. Call if you need me alright?"
" of course " Red boy said with a eager yet warm smile. Red son could see it, his expression was for the first time in a long time genuinely happy. Not the fake smile Red boy had worn for him. That was a genuine smile on his brother's face.
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"Easy Starshine we got plenty of time " Red boy chuckled as the toddler was shoving cheese fries in her mouth. Red son watched as his brother had her eating on his lap because all the booster seats were taken. So far his brother was doing a surprisingly good job managing little Star.
Star shoved some fries in Red boy's mouth as she yelled happily, "they super goods!"
Red son snorted seeing his brother slight choke on the food shoved in his mouth. Red boy was quick to recuperate wiping his mouth and nuzzle the back of his daughter's head chuckling," Yeah I can tell but I got those for you to eat honey. Please don't shove any more in my mouth ok?"
"Okay" Star said as she went back to eating happily. Just content as could be as Red son just watched how truly happy she unknowingly made his brother. Red son was shocked to see his brother's gentle nature return after so many years of rebellious attitude towards their mother.
Here he was being the sweet caring person Red son remembered. The brother who tried to calm him down with hugs when no one else could get close. The brother who watched butterflies and helped the injured. He was sitting there with Red son's niece who had him wrapped around her little currently cheese covered fingers.
Red son sighed with a smile on his face. Though he wasn't a huge fan of how he became an uncle. He was happy to see a genuine smile on his brother's face.
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Summary: Krupp knows it's not really his brother he's talking to anymore but that doesn't mean he won't try to do something nice for what part of Jasper he can still reach.
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A Rainwing who was animus-cursed by her ex-love after a scathing betrayal by turning her in to Rainwing Queen Fairest, sheâs moved on and wishes to just live her life in peace with her former flame out of her life
Regarded to be a gorgeous Rainwing among Rainwings, she holds no regrets for doing what had to be done but some regret for not seeing and allowing things to go so far.
More Information (and rest of Headshot and Wing Reference) under the cut, if youâre interested
From a time when Rainwings still kept track of their children and mates, Lassina lived a lonely life condemned by her heritage and abandoned by her conniving parents. Expected to be treacherous and decieving, only one dragon in the entire Rain Kingdom trusted her fully and they were very close...
Despite their closeness, Lassina doesnât quite love her enough to allow and be complicit in said dragonâs plot to murder Queen Fairest and Queen Connivance. Regardless of how she was treated, she would hate more to give them all the impression they were right about her; Lass being an ultimately good person at heart
Her flame was devestated to find her betrayal and cursed her into a Violet-Green Swallow, but didnât have to heart to truly do her harm... which Lassina took advantage of to secure the sure âeternalâ safety of the Rainwings from her love.
Bestie, she moved on and became a writer who detailed what her life was like and even preserved stories about her first love... but never released them and was very happy with her second love, a Rainwing male (bisexual gal, we stan)-
She would be very very angry to meet her ex again- Lassina is 100% over her :/
This is the outfit I made for my self insert zombie/nuclear apocalypse vent oc named Radio. He's a did system host living somewhere along the Ukraine/Russia border. He's around 15 years old. He's big edgy too though.
