“It’s chewsday innit?” I say as I gaze across the bar counter at the time horse who has just walked in. I’m gonna look at this tomorrow morning while sober and wonder what kinda thoughts I was thinking. Probably about the time horse, who is my brother because time is relative. I walk over to my brother (who is the time horse because time is relative) and he says “I don’t think so” and then promptly vanishes. This is a reference to Rene Descartes famous quote “I think therefore I am”. I could’ve mentioned this first but that would’ve been putting Descartes before the horse.