Me and a friend just got into it over that top10 Sonic females video, here is my take:
1. Blaze the Cat, not like other girls, my genderbent-Riverdale-Jughead beauty, I'm gonna go further than Shane Dawson ever would. Call me fucking Douglas Spink the way I'm gonna break the law 4 that pu$$y 💯😈💦
2. Rouge the Bat, phat titties n ass, experienced and whorepilled. Ride or die for Shadow and Omega, definitely let's the gang hit. Just such a solid option but overrated and too easy for me personally.
3. Sticks the Badger, she's my unhinged goblincore rabiosexual waifu, she definitely foams at the mouth and she definitely foams on the dick. I still fucking love Sonic Boom so I'm adding her. They should've changed Sonic's arm color back tho.
4. Wave the Swallow, Sonic Riders lit and I'm sick of pretending it's not. She don't got a mouth or hands but I know for a FACT that cloaca does tricks on it. Also she's smart af and prob knows how to make a pipebomb.
5. Tikkal, she a trad-pilled monarchist native-Latina, also she's a ghost so that's extra hot. She can touch me but I can't touch her, very mormon, I see why Guptill included her.
6. Vanilla the Rabbit (Cream's mom), Rabbit milfy she definitely had more babies than Cream with those motherbearing hips, she just ate them cuz she's a Rabbit and it made her thiccer. It's how she's the size of an average human mother, like Guptill89 said. Nature is beautiful.
7. Amy Rose, she a flatbody yandere who's willing to sacrifice everything for the greater good. Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris and Ava Braun want to be her. Also she uses a hammer so she's one of those scrawny bodybuilder types, meaning she could punt me into a wall if I wanted to killing me instantly. And she can lobotomize me with her 3 perfect quills, like a reverse 50s housewife. If Sonic don't want her than I can have her, I want her to kill me.
8. Cosmo, literally just Gardevior also an alien AND a plant, I want her to photosynthesize on this pussy and let me pollinate her. She may be Tail's age but she not from Earth, the age of consent doesn't apply here, also she's a plant. Don't remember Sonic X well but I remember she was bad.
9. Sally Acorn, bland and manipulative, honestly mostly because of Ken Penders writing female characters like that in the Sonic archie comics but there wasn't there much to begin with. Wouldn't smash cuz she'd prob get attached and stalk me (not in the hot way).
10. Julie-sue the Echidna, she is a fucking abomination and the culmination of Ken Penders entire fucking influence on the comics, I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER. she's a child of incest canonically and fucking looks like it. I replaced Mina the Mongoose with Sticks on this list because normally I'd not count comic characters but Julie-sue is so awful I have to include her just to say how much I want to kill her. I will hunt her to the ends of the earth like a dog and I'll kill her like a pig.
Anyways that's it (*^▽^)/★*☆♪
What's your top 10 hottest Sonic females?
