#tiger-darling

1) Favourite food?

Oh my jebeebas I have to pick something from like all the foods 'cause I can't deal with that kinda commitment... This is so bloody hard and it's the first damn question. Can I say caffeine is a food because it does come in like a powder thing sometimes and I'm suuuuure it wouldn't be too damaging to my heart to just stuff some of that in my mouth. Ok, that's settled caffeine is my favourite food and no I do not need an ambulance pre called and yes I'm sure it's absolutely fine to eat a bowl of pure caffeine straight thank you.

2) Smell of rain or sound of rain?

Smell, but tbh I'm here biding my time in good ol' Wales so truthfully? Bloody well neither. Go take your gulf stream and go rain somewhere else a freaking moment could ya. 

3) How tall are you?

5'4 I think...? I don't know I don't have time for measuring myself I'm revising for exams... heh... heh...

4) Current mood?

Deniel. See above for further information. 

5) Dream vacation?

I would love to go to Château de Pierrefonds where castle scenes for Merlin were filmed because bloody hell that program.

6) Last text?

Right if you weren't judging me before get ready for the ultimate judge of all time. I was talking to my friend about why Russia hates America and I said something about countries secretly doing the frick frack in meetings and that's why no female politicians because they wanna keep it gay and he said "Russia hates gays because they've been fucked so many times during meetings by the USA. All Russia does it take xD maybe USA should think of it's feelings and let it give once in a while man." And then the convo went to about the two actual countries (as in landmasses) making sweet international love and then my last text was

"And USA is like but you're too big Russia you'll squish me if you go on top and now Russia is all insecure and hates gays and America."

Well I hope you're bloody well happy with that. 

7) Favourite colour?

Fffff... Tbh the same as the first question but I can't really blag caffeine off as a colour as well... What colour would caffiene be? I'd say a... orangie colour. I think what I'm trying to get across here is I like caffeine and give me caffeine. 

8) A book you hated?

Oh my jesus there was this one we had to do in English for GCSE called Resistance by Owen Sheers and by all that is god all it was was a 200 page description of the SAME BLOODY WELSH VALLEY.... There is no comfort after studying that for a year... there's nothing you can do I'm sorry. 

9) Your guilty pleasure?

I don't really have a guilty pleasure XD I guess my friend who's very socially aware and therefore very socially conformed would say my guilty pleasures were accidentally swearing loudly in front of small children, crying in book shops, a tendency to announce period jokes extremely loudly and shaking her violently while moving into hysterics about something that happened in canon or fanic. But I'd say she'd probably put those things under "Incredibly embarrassing acts" under the main heading "Why the fuck am I friends with this freak". 

10) Favourite movie?

Lord of the Rings: Two Towers

Oh my god that movie.... shit on a brick and then could you please go put that brick away I'm trying to watch Sam fawn over Frodo, and Legolas and Gimli flirting jesus. You being have no manners. 

11) Describe yourself in 3 words.

I don't know

1) The fandom which YOU ARE IN and is your main go to?

2) If a fictional character arrived at your doorstep who would you like it to be?

3) Name one thing that makes you smile

4) What was the last thing you searched for on google?

5) What is your best feature? 

6) In a book/TV/Film you love was there ever something you felt offended by? Eg homophobia, racism, sexism, ect

7) If you could be any animal what would you be?

8) What is your Hogwarts house and how suited do you feel to it? For instance are you very much one or do you feel that the sorting hat wouldn't have minded putting you in another?

9) If you could choose what superpower would you have and how would you use said powers? For good or evil?

10) Is tumblr the main site you go on and if so what and how often can you be found on others?

11) What would your boggart be?

tiger-darling

thebirdsofalbion

justabananainabox

distantuniverse

that-nerd-girl-over-there

versamore7

always-stay-yourself-2205

consultingelrond

messed-up-stargazer

theonetheycallhannah

Have to do this one two ways. 

Martin Freeman as himself or any other character he's played thus far: 

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

Martin Freeman as John Watson: 

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY