LIKE, FUCK YOU TOO, YOU ASS! I can follow someone, I can save pictures of their face, but it doesn’t mean I want to be in a romantic relationship with them. Sure, I’m a teen, but that doesn’t mean I’m supposed to love them to the point of obsession. What if I just wanted to know what it was like being friends with them? 

I have imagination. I want to be friends with a celebrity. Meet them one day. I don’t know who’s going to be a celebrity and who isn’t, but I’m pretty sure it’s not me. I’m not smart, I’m not pretty. Don’t you fucking try and say that I am, you’ve never seen me before. How do you know?

I just want to be friends with them. It would be incredible. Monopoly with RDJ? Watch him fail? Laugh it off? Yes!

Go to the gym to practice flips with Tom Holland? I’m down for it!

Chat with Tiffany Garcia (ihascupquake) over a game? That’d be awesome, sign me up!

Head over to a book store and trade book suggestions with Benedict Cumberbatch? Sure!

Speak about the different types of fashion eras with Zendaya? Holy shit, I’d love to!

I can fucking stan for someone without wanting a relationship with them. It doesn’t mean shit unless I state it out of my fucking mouth that:

“I want to date [celebrity].”