#tideout

Winter stared at Robin in hurtful shock. “You should be more sad about this, Robin,” She sobbed, black tears falling from her red eyes. “Dragonfly helped us escape!”

Robin rolled his eyes. They bounced around in his sockets like pinballs.

“We knew her for like, twenty hours,” Robin yawned. He shook out his wings. Feathers fell from his wings like snow.

“YOU POTATO!” Winter shrieked at Robin. She flapped her arms like wings. They were not wings. They did not have feathers.

Winter floated up into the air like a possessed spirit. She twirled around like a fan. Wind flowed out of her pores. She was made of wind. Windy Evergreen.

Willow popped into existence. “HA WINDY FROM THE STONE AGES!” She shrieked. Robin bonked her on the head with a big club. Willow fell to the ground, her skull crumbling like flour particles. Cheese dust.

“MY SKULL!” She sobbed. Winter watered her skull. It grew ugly black poison flowers like a plant.

Fern popped in and took a large chomp out of the poison plant. She chewed and swallowed.

Winter and Robin began to freak out. Willow cackled like the evil witch she was and crumbled into ashes.

“YES FERN JOIN THE DARK SIDE,” The ashes murmured ominously.

I killed your sister and now you're helping me escape possible death

I accidentally walked into a different dimension and almost got hit by a car but you saved me and what do you mean I'm royalty

We're both human weapons and you almost killed me during training and then you helped me and now we're on a mission together

You picked up my dropped pencil on a bus

We were both out in the dark after curfew and you helped me get home

You saved me from a zombie in the apocalypse and I invited you over for dinner and my little sister ships us and oh god we're on lockdown and we're living together

I'm a princess and you're my tired AI tutor but turns out you're actually a human with illusion powers and what do you mean you're a wanted fugitive

I have a terminal illness and you have heart disease and we both swore not to let our illnesses prevent us from living happily

You're my instructor and I asked you why you wear those gloves all the time and you threw me at a wall

I'm a hero and you're a villain and what do you mean the government wants to kill me-

You saved me from being executed and now I'm involved in your secret rebel group

I'm a human weapon and you're a medic and I keep getting hurt 'on accident'

We're rebels and I'm a fighter and you're the computer nerd and we're on a mission together and your disguise makes you look kinda hot

We're both getting killed by the government and now you hijacked a bus do you even know how to drive STOP-

Your mom knows me as a frequent customer and we're both going to the same school and now we're shopping together and I think you're kinda cute

"She's probably dead," says the freaking ten year old kid in satisfaction as she gazes upon a mangled corpse.