May I pretty pls request headcanons for the high guard(before Megatron)? Starscream, Soundwave, and Shockwave?
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~UUUUH ABSOLUTELY YES!!! These robots are probably one of my top three hyperfixations right now; I have SO many ideas! Iāve got stims for DAYS of their g1 voicelines. Thank you so much for this request, and I hope you Enjoy!~
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General:
Tell me Screamer doesnāt give lee-leaning switch vibes
That dramatic diva would love getting destroyed, though he isnāt above occasionally ādiscipliningā his guard.Ā
He can and will deny the existence of tickling altogether if you try to squeeze either confession out of him. Good luck, soldier (-_-)ć
Lee:
These moods are harder to spot than a single bolt in a collapsing energon tunnel. Heās the distinguished leader of the High Guard, after all; itās beneath him to crave such childish things.
Howeverā¦
Sometimes, the cravings are just too persistent, too annoying to ignore; heād be at a disadvantage in battles if he let the need fester. Or, at least, thatās what he tells himself.
After he finishes his little crisis, heāll try to provoke one of the āWaves into tickling him. Theyāve proven to be loyal enough, and they havenāt tried to kill him yetāchecks all the boxes.
Itās not an exact science, though; bots donāt usually think of tickling their bosses, much less homicidal ones who rule through fearful respect. It works about 35% of the time, usually with Soundwave picking up on it and deciding to be a decent bot.
Iād say heās pretty ticklish; heās just gotten good at hiding it and suffering quietly. You have to force a genuine reaction out of him, but heāll look like a kicked puppy if you stop before then; then heāll scream and send you out on a full dayās scouting shift.
Worst spot would be his waist, specifically his hips. That snatched waist will be his downfall; itās just too grabbable. Immediate target for anyone tickling him, and it kills him every time.
Melt spots are his big wings and upper chassis, specifically his pectorals. Get him on either of those spots, and heāll become a big kitten.
His laugh is very pitchy; he sounds like a teen smack-dab in the middle of the voice-crack phase. Giggled threats, squeaks, squeals, and nasally laughter. If you go for a bad spot, heās true to his nickname: Screamer.
SUCH a cuddle-bug after being wrecked. If you comment on it, he might bite you, but he loves to just be held for a bit before going back to being the fearsome leader of the High Guard.
Ler:
GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN, SAVE YOURSELFā
Heās a VERY evil ler: flustering teases, death spot attacks, smug comments, no escaping whatsoever.
You really canāt run from him. Heās a jet, and heās been training for years to push himself to tip-top speeds. Good luck dude.
He can and will torment you with the same teases that overheat him; man CANNOT take what he dishes out, but āconsequences are for cowards.ā (He always regrets saying that.)
āWhatās wrong, runt? Does this tickle? How unfortunate for you.ā
āAh, yes, insanity and helplessness; music to my audio receptors. Which spot made you scream again?ā
āIām barely touching you. How do you expect to rise in the ranks if you canāt even handle a little scribbling?ā
Not the worst at aftercare, but youāre gonna have to spell some things out for him. Youāll get an energon cube, whether your body is made to ingest them or not. Heāll stay with you until you recover, but after that, youād best keep your mouth shut about the whole ordeal.
š¼Soundwaveš
General:
Okay quiet boy here is a solid ler.Ā
Aside from the fact that he doesnāt like to laugh or speak much, he simply prefers to tickle others. If he can keep some of the other guard members happy, heās accomplished something.
(I wish he had his recordicons in the movie; I have so many ideas š)
Ler:
He gets ler moods every so often, though he usually tickles bots to cheer them up or fix their moods.
Someone is sad about a guard member who got injured? Gentle tickles to make them smile.
Starscream is being more of an arrogant showboat than normal? Yeah, waist tickles to take him down a peg.
Shockwave has been cooped up in his lab for Primus-knows-how-long? Yeah, tickles to force him to intake some energon and recharge.
Now, Soundwave is VERY respectful of peopleās wishes. If they want him to frag off, heāll leave them be. If they tap out, he immediately stops.Ā
On the flip side, if you donāt stop him, he WILL wreck you into oblivion. It all depends on what you want
I feel like heād use short, teasy observations to make his lees blush. Just something to fluster them and get them squeaking.
āTicklish one: adorable.ā
āCommencing stomach analysis⦠Results: conclusive. Very ticklish.ā
āLaughter: changes pitch frequently. Claw tickles exemplify this quite nicely.ā
āHmm⦠Tickle. Ticklish. Ticklā Ah, my observation is correct: the word makes things tickle more.ā
Absolutely ZERO issues with saying the t-word. If you canāt handle hearing it⦠well, it was nice knowing you.
Soā¦we know how he can blast out sound waves, right? Iād bet if he did that on a MUCH lower setting, itād tickle like crazy.Ā
All the effects of a massager, in as wide of a range as he feels like pushing out. Could be your entire body, one spot, multiple different onesā¦
The possibilities are endless, my friends.
Amazing with aftercare. Heāll give you hugs and headpats, bring you energon or food (depending on which you need), and tell you how well you did. Lots of love from the quiet one š
š”Shockwaveš
General:
This brat feels like a 50/50 switch to me.Ā
Like, he gives me SUCH lee vibes, but you canāt deny that heād wreck a bot when the opportunity presents itself.Ā
Chaos boi energy by beloved š
Lee:
He absolutely refuses to admit that heās ticklish. Does he want to be wrecked? Absolutely. Would just a few simple pokes make his entire orbital cycle? No doubt about it, yeah. So, how does he respond when asked if heās ticklish?
āUh, no. Only weak scrap-bots are ticklish. Now, get back to work before I introduce you to Primus!ā
Ya know, like a smart bot.
Only Soundwave and Starscream have the lugnuts to try him after he says that. The moment the tickling actually begins, his fight seems to just evaporate into thin air.
I feel like his little eye-light flickers when heās getting wrecked to pieces. Sort of like a smile for him āØ
His laugh is really boyish and joyful when you really get him. Just imagine a six-year-old laughing his aft off.
Shockwave generally isnāt that ticklish; only certain spots get him screaming. You either have to know exactly where you need to strike, have him restrained, or be quick enough to find one before he kills you. Speaking of whichā¦
Worst spots are his blaster hand and side plating. All it takes are some light scribbles on either spot to make him flail and lose his processor functions.
Melt spot would have to be his finials. You canāt tell me those big olā things wouldnāt be ticklish. Heād lean right into it and close his optics, mumbling something about āneeding to recharge, no other reasonā¦ā
Ler:
SUCH a smug aft-hole of a ler.Ā
Heās such a brat in the movie; you canāt tell me he wouldnāt carry that over to wrecking his fellow guard members.
Shockwave doesnāt really need a reason to wreck someone; he wonāt even attempt an excuse. Heās just gone up to random guard members he was close with and attacked.
Not to say heās disrespectful. If you seriously donāt want him to tickle you, heāll begrudgingly back off. Heāll whine, of course, but he wonāt push.
When he does attack, heās a rapid-fire kinda bot. Get every spot he can think of, see which makes you laugh loudest, and THEN focus in.
Plus, all the teases he knows will get to you. Heās a bit of a jerk about it, but lucky for you, itās easy to get revenge.
āI had no idea you were this weak. How have you survived this long?ā
āYouāre laughing so loudly. Think Iām gonna need to get my audio receptors checked after this.ā
āImagine if our enemies found out about this. Youād be down in seconds!ā
āIt tickles? No scrap. Thatās the whole point of tickling you.ā
Despite all his smug talk and bravado, heās pretty good at aftercare.
Big olā hugs, cuddles if youāre up for it, energon or water and snacks, and maybe even some science rambling if you just want some white noise. Heās a softie afterwards, though only when itās just you two.











