Squealing Santa / 2025
Tysm for having me this year, my first @squealing-santa ever!
I hope my dear: @ozzyart-blog enjoys the lee-gift
Even though I personally donât take part in this holiday I wish the most wonderful time of year for those who do or who got anything else to celebrate and rejoice over!
I always enjoy being creative so I hope you like my fanfic, I was unsure if I wanted to draw or make a comic. But I decided to write this on the way to Ikea and boom just went crazy with the story. I havenât written very many tickle fics, so I hope itâs good.
I also tried to incorporate all the proms I was given, being:
Surprise tickles,
punishment tickles,
just because tickles,
tickle kisses,
tickle hugs,
Iâd say itâs mostly leaning towards âjust because ticklesâ and âpunishment ticklesâ while the others were just sprinkled in at parts :ddd
This can be seen as both platonic or romantic, or heck one hell of a bromance!!!!
Also making sure everythingâs wholesome, consensual and affectionate, even a bit of hurt-comfort since they both got their own insecurity around tickling. That they help each other overcome. Power of friendship!!!
Obs! Thereâs a lot of curses sprinkled and hits of crude humor to keep it show accurate. Itâs hazbin, what ya expect. This is from Luciferâs pov so expect a lot of messy babbling and goofy Aa name calling.
This is also inspired by season 1, specifically the episode where Charlie did friendship exercises with the others, since I havenât seen season 2 yet. (No spoilers for it dw)
So I hope you enjoy, as I present:
Ducks go Quack
radioapple tickle ff (Luciferâs pov)
After Charlie helped the others in the hotel bond with her exercises. Thereâs still some frowns. So she takes it upon herself to lock her dad and well, extra dad, in a spare guest room. Until they learned to play nice. And it went as well as fucking well as youâd expect. Yet somehow instead of being at each other's throats, they find out about other spotsâŚthat might be just as sensitive ;)
âYou two wonât get to leave until youâve learnt to get alongâ was what Charlie had said before she smacked the door in my face.
I wouldnât deny I felt proud seeing the leader she had become, but in all of hell, she had to lock up me with thatâŚthing. I thought as I looked at Alastor. The demon in question leaning against the wall next to the door. Bored. Probably as far as he could be from me in this cramped hotel room. I rolled my eyes and scoffed. âYouâre not very social are youâ I joked as I snickered a bit. He remained unblinking, but I could see a twitch of that grin of his. It seemed I was ticking him off. Fun.
âOh please, unlike youâre littleâŚfamily, Iâm not the cuddly type.â He said in that same robotic tone, though I could sense an extra crack in his voice box. I snickered as I straightened my back and stepped up to him with a scoff. âAt least I got one heh. Maybe thatâs why youâre so set on haz-been.â A narrow of his eyes, perfect. âAnd hugging you, fuck no. Iâd rather give Adam a high fiveâ I said as I gestured with my hand at him and snickered.
His gaze looked me up and down in a silent analysis of our height difference again. Typical âOh fuck off skyscrapeâ âIâd rather not, Iâm not into the wholeâŚthing. I prefer solitude and independence not whatever, thisâŚisâ he breathed out those words as though they were disguising, puffing out a bit of air between his teeth. âSolitude, tsk, as if weâll get that. My daughter is set on us getting along. So if you wanna get out of here, you better play nice.â âNice? Oh please, Iâm one of the most dangerous underlords in hell. While you, the oh SO little king⌠canât even tell your daughter offâ he said, pinching the air with his fingers as I huffed. âWell what if I donât want to, huh, what if I want to be a supportive dad. Letting her be the leader sheâs meant to beâ I scoffed as I smacked that nasty hand away. Making that radio bitch wipe a gloved hand on his suit, what in the germaphobe was that. âOh so now you want to be a present dadâŚâ He purred out with his famous chuckle. âOh don't start with me, lemon teethâ âinsultsâŚhow peculiarâ he breathed out as he pressed my hands down, away from him angular face. I hadnât even realized Iâd made them into fists, must be a reflex around him.
âWell if you wonât let me out, Iâll just help myself.â Alastor said as he turned his lanky back at me, the lights beginning to flicker, darkening the room. A sudden neon green glow sliced through the air with a powerful wind. That snatched my custom hat off of my head. Just as I was about to yell I coughed, an equally green smoke filling the room. Making it look like a drug cartel or a rave with cheap decorations. Was he really gonna use his powers to run off, what a coward. âHey GIVE that back!âŚ.. And where do YOU think youâre going bitchâ I called out between another coughing fit as I charged at him. Struggling to find him in the smoke. Cheap bitch. Making me have to grab at the air to find this noob. I wouldnât let him get away. Soon I managed to grab his freakishly long and ill fitting jacket and his waist, slamming him to the floor.
Making me toss and turn with the stupidly tall bastard. âGet of off me, you fucking nuisanceâ I chuckled at his remark as my hands remained on his waist to pin him under me. âNot until you stop trying to escape, deerheadâ I said as my hands squeezed him and I grunted. Trying to get the upper hand as he squirmed and kicked. His hands lighting up with powers again only for that same hand to drop. A crackled sound being heard like a scratch on a record. His hands went from grabbing at me to now hugging at himself. And thatâs when I saw it. His eyes crinkled in the corners as he bit his lip hard. Pointed nose scrunched. And my jaw practically dropped as I looked further down, seeing my very own hands squeezing at his ribs repeatedly. âYâŚyou, are you⌠eâŚticklish?â I breathed out only to see him open his mouth to protest. But nothing but soft giggles slipped out, his voice cracking in an almost cute way. Almost.
These sounds were so unlike his usual manic chuckles and sarcastic laughs. Something softâŚalmost adorable. Disgustingly sweet. Ew âOh my days, HaH, I canât believe THE radio demon is ticklish.â âIâm not y- you little snake I eheheh eek Iâll kill you, Iâll murder your whole family, you hear me. Iâll rip you to hahaha eeek heheâ He called back only to be lost in even breathier giggles as my hand wandered onto his tummy. Soft. I hadnât even noticed I was rubbing it. My hand caressing him like you would a cat. Scribbles. Making him kick out those long legs as he laughed under me. A soft slap heard against the carpeted floor as I saw his little deer tail wag. Did he even have one of those earlier. The fuck.
My eyes crinkled in the corners too as I let out an excited chuckle, usually reserved for my duck inventions. âAww you tall fella, you look almost cute, ticklastor. Just wait until the news or those gossip magazines hear about this. Youâll be nothing more than a giggle joke heheâ I purred out as I chuckled in a mean way, my fingers poking at his tummy as I began to tug up his shirt. Wanting to tickle his belly directly. Maybe he even had some tummy fluff since he was a hybrid. âDonât mind if I do~â I said in a deeper voice only to notice how he had tensed. Those fuzzy ears perked high and his tail laid still on the floor. Pulling me out of the rhythm as I regarded him, we mightâve been sworn enemies. Hate as first sight. And well maybe I wanted to punch in his face for stealing my daughter from me. But still I couldnât touch him if it made the guy uncomfortable.
My fingers letting go of his shirt I had managed to untuck as his the bottom of his tummy fluff peaked out. Though I paid no mind to it. My mood ruined, since I had maybe gone a tiny tidbit to far. âLook I Iâm a sorryâ I said as I sighed a bit and dragged a hand over my face. Fuck. And when I looked back thatâs when I saw the terror. That usual grin, gone, as he looked utterly defeated. Like a deer in headlights simply sniffling a bit. Damn it. Just like that I began to spew apologies, so many I stumbled over my own words and barely even made sense of some of them. My hands clutched together as my eyes were squeezed shut. I knew I shouldnât have tickled him without asking. Consent is important.
âN no you donât under y-you canât tell a soul, NO ONE. You hear meâ I tensed as he suddenly spoke up, screaming. I donât think Iâd ever heard him yell before. Then suddenly my head hit the floor as I groaned softly, looking up at him. Heâd switched our positions as he had a panicked, desperate look on his face. Was he pleading? âWait wait heh, youâre more concerned about me telling anyone then the actual t-â âoh shut the fuck up, blondie. Donât you get how it could ruin my reputation. Iâd be a fool. A goofy powerless joke, like YOU?!â he breathed out while his ears flicked, as though sensing danger.
Making me chuckle as I laid under him. âJezz you're so dramatic, I was kiddingâ I said as I looked up at him with a smirk. Letting out a gasp as he suddenly pinned my arms over my head. Leaning down over me with a low growl. âDonât laugh at me or Iâll give you something to laugh about, ducklingâ he purred out, the arrows in his eyes ticking. âOh please hehe tsk youâre not even funny. Old man. Youâre the most dry demon in hellâ âwell, maybe I got a way to make you laugh, howâd you like the cards reversedâ he said and I tilted my head. Confused but also intrigued. Hah. But before I could even reply I felt him shuffling both my hands in one of his big ones. His other hand wiggled in the air over me. You gotta be kidding. âWait ahhh n no Alastor please ehehe eek, this is so childish. This is not something a blood thirsty raise demon does no hahaha please eek heheâ I began to bark out, my laughs slipping out as his hand moved closer. I did deserve that for earlier.
It hadnât even touched me and I was already freaking out. Calm. And when his creepy freshly long hand finally touched down, I was lost in hysterics. If he was ticklish then I was fucked. Done. All because of that skinny lanky looking ass torturing me. My eyes squeezed shut as I kicked my legs only for him to straddle my lap, pinning my much shorter, manly frame under him. My head was shaking and banging, my brilliant mind trying to find a way out. Only for me to hit something soft. His arm had somehow maneuvered to lay under my head, all the while he still had my hands pinned. Was he protecting itâŚNonetheless he wasnât so nice he stopped the actual torment. My desperate whining and laughs echoing in the room. My voice cracked as I buckled my hips. His long creepy hand crawling down my armpit, ribs and side. Soon reaching my belly to. His hand stroked over it the same way Iâd done. Though he was definitely less gentle. Probably not a tickling pro like me. Loser. âO ouch hehehe s stop you lanky bitch, your manicure hurts.â I barked out as he dug in further and leaned in. His nasty yellow teeth right in my brilliant face. âHurts? Oh please youâre just a littleâŚsensitive, isnât that right, king of hellâ âIâm not eek ehehehâ I breathed out that lie. Little was an understatement. Since I was definitely not being tickled-tortured to death, with my strong arms pinned over my head. Laughing like some schoolboy held down by a big bully. No. Nah. Nope. With faint tears forming from laughing so hard I was losing my mind. Couldnât be me. Damn it.
Me being ticklish wasnât a big surprise really, especially for my family. My wife had found out rather fast when she kissed me. Then it ran of like wild fire. So even my own daughter easily beat me up in tickle fightsâŚ.even if she mightâve been 5 at the time. Not important. Since it was all the same. I often found myself helplessly laughing under someone close to me. Somehow. Yet I didnât really mind itâŚunless certain spots were touched. Hell.
But being handled like this by my blood sworn enemy wasâŚa different kind of embarrassment. I think I understood now why Alastor had been so mad at me teasing him, I canât imagine whatâd it be like for a serious looking guy like him to be found out like this. âNo hahaha p please eke not there hahaha, I beg eheheâ I whined out as my legs kicked out behind him, my thoughts temporarily stopped as heâd found one of my spots I hope he wouldnât. Shit. A sharp claw tracing a circle around my belly button as I wailed and whined. Not having even noticed him unbuttoning my blouse at the bottom. Letting my soft tummy peak out. I knew this meant trouble. Especially if he didnât stop. Please. âAh ah little demon, this is what you get for messing with the oh mighty Alastor. Dear listeners welcome to the oh so special interlude in the radio broadcast. I think weâve found the perfectâŚspot. Live here in the studio. OhohohâŚ..How funâ he said in his mocking and that damn annoying radio voice, talking like I wasnât even there. TouchĂŠ. I probably wouldâve told him heâs crazy, talking to nothing but air like that when I was right under him. What an airhead.
But all I could was let out a high pitch squeal as his finger went round and round, like a ducky in a pond. Soon reaching the center of my tummy. âN no p please hahaha EeeKâŚQwackâ I breathed out only for my eyes to widen as I had let out the dreadful sound. Seeing the demon's face instantly snap my direction as I gulped a bit. Choughing slightly to cover up the embarrassing sound Iâd made. âOh my, it seemsâ âno you didnâtâ âwell I sure DID hear it reallyâ âfuck youâ âwhy of courseâŚâ âoh my days donât say itâ âthe little duck obsessed twink can qwackâ he announced to no one in particular, pinching my cheek oh so sweetly like a grandma would. Bitch. I could practically feel my face burn like the deepest pits of hell. One of my hands managed to wiggle free as he was distracted. But instead of smacking his grin right off. My hand simply tried to cover my face as I whined and giggled into it all embarrassed. âTell me little guy, did you happen to swallow a squeaky toy while taking a bath with your beloved duck, collection.â He teased and all I could do was whine. Giggling into my hand. Too embarrassed to say anything as tears formed from how flustered I was. My eyes burning as I giggled myself silly, those quacks slipping in ever so often. He wasnât even touching me anymore.
This was definitely one of my biggest insecurities. I wouldn't lie. I donât know how I started to qwack. Duck. But I guess I mustâve picked up on that sound when I practiced mimicking the ducks. To perfect their sounds. And somehow, magically, it mixed with my laughter. Or other embarrassed sounds I made out of habit. Ducks made me calm, ducks made me happy, but thisâŚit was horrible. I began to sob softly as I bit my cheek. What would he think of me now, I was definitely the one who was the biggest fool now. Just a dumb rubber ducky⌠âthere there, breathe will yaâ I heard a familiar voice say yet the static was a bit lower, almost in a soothing tone. I didnât dare look at him. âOh please, youâll just laugh at me like you always doâ I sniffed out as I curled up on my side, hugging both my hands around me. Protective. When did he even let go of the other hand? âLaugh at you, well hmmm I might a bitâŚlater. But right now I wanna hear more of that laugh. Not yourâŚsobs. Makes you look like a sad duck in a pondâ he said while he made silly circular motions in the air, was he trying to be more approachable. Compassionate. Tsk.
âDuck huhâŚâ âduck yes, youâre practically one of them. A small little rubber duck waiting to be squeezed.â âAhaâŚand whyâd you careâ I breathed out, apathetic, on the verge of another sob. My hands moved to weakly flop those hands away as he tsk a bit. âOh please I may find your suffering amusing, butâŚwell ahem that little laugh of yours even more. Itâs a sound Iâve yet to tone to perfection.â âTone huh as if Iâm some stereo.â I grumbled as his hand grabbed mine and for a second it almost seemed sweet. My eyes looked up at him through a thick gloss. Like a gloss youâd put on ducks to make them well glossy. Before he booped my nose with a clawed finger, making me scrunch both my nose and shoulders a bit. âWell I liked that tone..I wouldnât mind hearing, ahem, some more of it. Unless an ad break is well, needed.â He said as I just rolled my eyes and huffed. Was this his way of being affectionate or showing care? Comparing me to a radio podcast. CreativeâŚ.
I just scoffed a bit as I grabbed his hand and placed it back on my tummy. Chuckling a bit âOh please, Iâm not that sensitiveâŚI can take it. Unlike you heheheh, who had to retaliate so. Embarrassingâ âoh youâll see embarrassing right, little king, when I really dig in to your fleshâ âoh Iâd like to see you tryâ
I chuckled as my familiar smirk came back as well as his. Our stupid grins returned at last, equally cocky and charismatic as the ticking went on and on. A fade of sorts. Where we kept challenging each other. Who could keep their arms up the longest while your armpits got tickled. Or whoâd be able to stay the stillest while the other counted their ribs. Heck who could go the longest without laughing. What tickled me the most. And Iâd give Alastor that his evil grin was more than just for show, he practically nibbled me to death with those yellow sharps. Only to kiss over the skin when I complained too much.
Just two enemies turned rivals for the hell of it and this went on and on just for the heck of it. No deal, no win or lose. Just two dudes fucking off, or well tickling off for the trill of the chase and adrenaline. Until we both got more and more exhausted. Vision darkening, body dropping. Yawns. My smaller frame was soon on top of Alastor as we kept scratching at each other's spots, his claws on my tummy and mine on his back. Which weâd found out was his worst spot, no wonder he hates hugs. And even though we should be exploding with laughter we were both too tired. Soon ending up tangled in each other, snoring loudly.
The last thing I could recall was the door finally opening and a gleeful gasp along with heels jumping up and down. Definitely Charlie. A surprised gasp from a deeper voice as someone dropped the key to the door. Probably Vaggie. A low groan about what the hell weâd been up to. From husk and before I could hear any of angel dustâs remarks in return I managed to fall asleep. On top of my enemy, victorious. With my head nestled under his stupidly long neck where that annoying voice box still was.
Iâd probably rip it out if it hadnât been for his cute giggles with his adorable little tail wagging. That bastard was one heck of tickler with his remarks. Well I wouldnât call them affectionate. But after tossing and turning, with him squeezing the spots on my belly that made me quack the loudest. I wonât deny it definitely made me feel less insecure. And perhaps he wasnât so opposed to tickling again, as long as it remained between just us.
Nonetheless I knew itâd be hell to explain what weâd been up to. Without anyone finding out we tickled each other to pieces or making itâŚweird. Curse you. Weâd face it together. As enemies with benefits of knowing a bit too much about each otherâs..sensitivities.
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