#thwippingwebhead

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send a ship and i’ll tell you who: 

collects rocks - Peter. He’s a sentimental nerd like that–he probably writes the date he finds them on the back in Sharpie.

takes pictures of the other while they’re asleep - Both of them, but Harley does it more. She has a lot of followers on Instagram, and they think it’s hilarious.

gets drunk and breaks shit - If they’re not making out, it’s Harley. But if they get frisky…let’s just say they have a lot of property damage insurance.

can’t swim - I feel like they both would be able to, but Peter would be less likely to swim. Spiders don’t like water.

remembers to feed the fish - Harley. She is a diligent pet-mom.

puts up Christmas decorations in November - H A R L E Y . 

sends inappropriate texts and SnapChats while the other is in a meeting - Well, what else is Harley supposed to do while Peter’s off doing CEO things?

makes Sims just to drown them in the pool - Harley. It reminds Peter that she used to be a dangerous villain. Gotta expend those urges somehow. 

brings the other coffee at work - Both of them, but Peter needs it the most often. And Harley likes showing up unannounced to startle all his business partners/employees. 

takes gym locker room selfies - Harley not only takes selfies, she also takes sneaky pictures of Peter while he’s working out. Again, her followers love it. 

signs them up for tennis lessons and a salsa-making class - Tennis? Harley. Salsa-making class, though? Peter. Becuase Harley cannot cook to save her life. 

forgets to charge the other’s iPad and leaves it dead on the coffee table - Harley. She plays too many games on it. 

“Woah, relax, relax. I’m here to help. Do you think you can walk?”