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I feel like Steve and Thor have a competition going, of who find their boyfriend asleep in the strangest place?
So Thor’s like, “I found bruce asleep under the fridge last Tuesday”
And Steve will go “tony was asleep on top of a cupboard under an old coffee machine”
Meanwhile both Bruce and Tony are off falling asleep somewhere
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So, imagine Tony and Bruce being professors at some university, and two new professors get transferred in at around similar times- professor Rogers and Professor Odinson.
Now Bruce has to deal with Tony barging in his classroom at every break to complain about how rudely hot the new art professer is. While Bruce just nods and stares out his window, because he’s got a good view of the history and mythology building where Thor is working.
And then the university takes a trip to this art museum, with a lot of different mythologies as it’s themes- so of course Steve and Thor are running the trip.
And Tony, hearing this, signs himself and Bruce up to also help run the trip.
“Tony we now nothing about art”
“Bruce we need to make them fall in love wit us”
Meanwhile Thor and Steve are panicking around the hot science, and engineering professor and are spouting so much bullshit about art and history in attempts to impress them, and buying them coffee and just being adorable awkward shits.
The students are shipping it so hard.
Steve: wow that storms getting real bad out there
Tony: THUNDER AND LIGHTENING, THOR AND BRUCE ARE FIGHTING
I would have fucking loved if Bruce changed back right when Thor was halfway through his little “I don’t even like banner” speech. And Bruce just stands there, arms folded, staring at Thor like “oh no- please continue”
I have this Avengers headcannon where every single time there’s a storm, Tony runs to find Thor and is like “Is this one you?”
And Thor just has to tell him no, nearly every time. But Tony will still come back to ask whenever a storm starts. So sometimes Thor does start them, just to make Tony have to run and find him.
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Thor: Bruce! I picked some flowers for your hair
Bruce: I picked some for yours too!
Steve: Tony I-
Tony: put those weeds anywhere near me and I’ll shave your head
Okay but What if Hulk didn’t want to come out in Infinity war because he thought Thor was dead and missed his friend
Here’s yet another Avengers Headcanon, so at the end of every year- perhaps at Christmas or New Year’s Eve. They all sit together in one of the stark tower living rooms, and watch a video that Jarvis put together of all the embarrassing things he recorded them doing throughout the year. (Some years it can be a long ass video)
Bruce loosing his favourite mug and deciding, fuck it, and just sticks his head under and drinks his coffee straight from the machine.
Thor practicing his cape swoosh infront of the mirror but not being able to find his cape so using one of Tony’s fluffy blankets instead.
Clint not being able to get all his smoothie out of the blender so he removes the bottom and starts licking the blades.
Tony freaking out about a spider and accidentally throwing an experiment Bruce was working on at it, and then screaming even harder that he’d accidentally created a “peter 2.0”
Steve going for a jog in the evening but on his way out tripping over the couch, grabbing and chucking his shield at it in revenge. But when he saw he ripped it, he then spent like eight minutes apologising
Nat practising her different accents for her different missions- and oh my god she cannot do this specific one but she thinks it sounds good???
