you ever hear anyone say something so dumb you have to draw a new yorker cartoon about it?
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you ever hear anyone say something so dumb you have to draw a new yorker cartoon about it?

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it's mouth season
(95º and 77% humidity)
laundry time with neighbors
my friend let me hold her python
going to theme parks with attractive friends is crazy because after a ride we'll look at the photo and they'll look perfect and charming and i'll look like the middle frame in an animation smear
anyway, i've been riding a lot of roller coasters lately. i went to the new universal park in orlando. their big roller coaster lights up at night and the view is nice

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me tryna go outside for five goddamn seconds but the mosquitos cannot control themselves, I'm just too delicious. ( The armadillo is accurate.)