#florida things

edit: “wheres Lidl” “where where’s piggly wiggly” “where’s HEB” THERES ONLY 12 SLOTS THATS WHY I PUT A “Something Else” OPTION!!!! /lh

haechan: slowly jaywalking on a busy road while making direct eye contact with the driver

jungwoo: key lime pie (ofc)

yuta: I-4 (specifically orlando area)

jisung: publix chicken tender sub (the half size)

jaehyun: the word “jit”

riku: wearing flip flops in december

God said: crack that rink like glass.

Gary Bettman said: heat it like soup.

I HEARD THE BOBCAT

IT'S BACK UNDER THE HOUSE

I HEARD IT GROWLING

I HADN'T HEARD IT BEFORE ONLY MY PARENTS DID

So… They were not, in fact, taking our jobs. Like a bunch of us were saying all along? Am I understanding y’all right? Cool cool cool cool cool. Let’s just add child labor onto things because two wrongs will definitely fix everything.

*flips table and stomps off cursing

*stomps back in

No I’m not done. “Low paying and undesirable jobs.” Oh yes, let’s give them to children! Let’s do that instead of, oh, I don’t know, paying a living fucking wage and respecting all work whether it’s done by immigrants or teens or anyone!!!! But no, apparently they’d rather show yet another group how much they disrespect them.