Apr 7, 2014
I like Dark Souls (I hate it too of course, but) because as horrible as it is, at least it's usually "fair". The yeti boxing mission in Spyro 3 is not fucking fair.
#YOUR PUNCHES HAVE SUCH A LONG FUCKING EXECUTION TIME AND COOLDOWN BUT HIS ARE UCKING INSTANTANEOUS AND UNLIMITED#HE DOEST TELEGRAPH HIS MOVES AND BLOCKING IS ALL PURE CHANCE SO YOU JUST HAVE TO WOBBLE YOUR FAT ASS AROUND TRYING TO DODGE LIKE A STUPID NO#THE CAMERA CONTROLS ARE TERRIBLE WHICH ISNT A PROBLEM WHEN YOU'RE PLATFORMING AS SPYRO BUT IT REALLY KILLS YOU WHEN YOU'RE A FAT USELESS BOX#AND THE STUPID LITTLE BROTHER YETI WHINING AFTER EVERY ROUND FUCK YOU KID FUCK YOU FUCK YOU#throws controller#it's like I'm really 8 and stupid again#this game is 14 years old damn#spyro
