BrokenToyz 14th Anniversary
As the spotlights pierced the swirling dry-ice fog, the four spandex-clad warriors emerged from the murky depths of the bathrooms behind the stage.
The rising swell of the opening to Van Halenās 1984 mega-hit āJumpā emanated from Dan Damageās keyboard. Its lush timbre filled the bar. A roar of approval rose up from the assembled faithful as Blue Steel climbed behind his drum kit, flipping his catwalk-model hair over his shoulder as he settled onto his throne. Lead guitarist Tommy Guns strapped on his vintage Ibanez GEM, a pointy, angled metal machine, while bassist John Emaxx stepped up to the mic and began to sing.
The BrokenToyz were in full stride.
Itās been that way every Tuesday night at Morganās Pub on 17th Ave. since June 18, 2002. The Toyz celebrated their 14th anniversary this past Tuesday with a hit-fuelled mix of 80s hair band classics - Jump, You Give Love a Bad Name, The Final Countdown, Talk Dirty to Me, Lick it Up, Pour Some Sugar on Me.
The crowd, a few of whom were there on that first night 14 years ago, sang along with every word.
What started out as a novelty, put together by Guns and former Morgan's Pub owner Brad Pilling as a way to try and get more people into Morganās on Tuesday nights, has turned into an institution. The Toyz are the boys on Tuesday nights.
āWe figured it would maybe last a couple of years,ā said Guns with a laugh. āBut every year we get new legions of fans.
āOur first show was brutal,ā Guns added, āwe played to about 10 guys who stood there with their arms crossed. But Brad (Pilling), gave us a year. It only took six months and we had people lined up down the block.ā
The reason for the Toyzā success?
āThis is a great band,ā said Guns.
The music they play doesnāt hurt, either.
āItās so cool that, here we are, playing 30-year-old songs to 20-year-old girls,ā he said. āPeople love it. Itās a lot of fun. Thereās a lot of shelf-life left for 80s music.ā
As good as they are, they donāt take themselves, or the music, too seriously. After all, this is hair metal weāre talking about.
āWe are totally making fun of it,ā said Guns. āWe change the lyrics around and we all play different characters from that era.ā
They also dress the part with Aqua-Net inspired wigs, spandex, makeup, scarves, bandanas and mirrored aviator shades and straddle the line between cheesy and chic.
āWe arenāt a bunch of Halloween characters,ā said Guns.
Their stage banter is as hilarious as the changed lyrics. Damage (real name Dan Jensen, keys, guitar and vocals), Emaxx (Gil Tougas, bass and vocals) and Blue Steel (Mike Gilhooly, drums and vocals) clearly are having as much fun as the crowd singing and dancing along.
Guns, whose real name is Greg Cox, is a seasoned pro who plays in eight bands and spent 25 years as the guitar player for Canadian hard-rockers Steeler. He played all of the songs BrokenToyz plays today when those songs first came out.
Today, the Toyz stick to the hits. They play a steady stream of Guns nā Roses, Bon Jovi, Poison, Motley Crue, Def Leppard and Van Halen. Earlier in their career, they had a bigger repertoire.
āWe did stuff like Faster Pussycat 14 years ago,ā Guns said. āBack then you could get away with it. But nobody knows that stuff anymore, itās too old and not as mainstream. Weāve probably dropped 100 songs over the years.ā
BrokenToyz has played every Tuesday, except for one in 2006 due to the death of original keyboard player Craig Dunnigan. They recruited Damage the week after Dunniganās memorial and havenāt missed a gig since.
They donāt plan on stopping anytime soon, either.
āWeāre going to keep doing this until no one likes it anymore,ā said Guns.