Nugsitting
@unknownjenmun ❤️’ed for a starter
for their muse Varpu @threevoicesasone
“Hey you! Ah, yes you come here.” But he doesn’t give the woman the chance to, for he struts right towards her, pulls her frame into his and pats her on the back. “You seem like a smart woman no? Surely capable of what I’m about to propose. You see, I have this friend who I agreed to nug-sit for, and well, I may or may not have gotten distracted and in my inattentiveness the little thing got loose and wandered away and is now sitting in a cage waiting to be butchered and put in some nobles soup. See, right there.” He grabs her by the shoulders and turns her towards the cafe, pointing at the hairless creature which sits behind bars awaiting its fate.
“Now, me and the owner of this establishment have an, em, history, so I can’t be seen anywhere near it, therefore I propose you go in, snatch the nug, and bring it back to me, and as a reward, I’ll owe you a favor eh? Whatever you want or need I’m your man. Just not the nug. You can’t have that. My friend would be very sour with me if I have him away. So, what say you?”
