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[903865375/ Dr. Murunaga] I'm officially allowed to talk to engineers again!

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Holy shit, finally. Took her long enough. I was getting so damn bored.

[903865375/ Dr. Murunaga] Catch me up on everything. I feel like it's been forever.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] You go first, what the absolute hell is happening over in psychology?

[903865375/ Dr. Murunaga] Okay, so right near the end of the last investigation, Dr. Tsutsujio had this big medical scare with his heart and had a really really bad panic attack. I'm sure you heard about that.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Right, yeah, engineering cleaned the chair he pissed himself in. Thanks Tsu.

[903865375/ Dr. Murunaga] I think he had some kind of mental break or something after that, I don't really know, but he basically holed up in the break room and couldn't really calm himself down.

[903865375/ Dr. Murunaga] So then I guess Dr. Kitamuro from over in your department got really upset about the fact that Dr. Tsutsujio was in such a bad state, and insisted that he take time off, and now from what I'm hearing they're living together out in Asaka?

[903865375/ Dr. Murunaga] I heard they'll be out for two weeks. I'm surprised though, because Dr. Tsutsujio NEVER takes time off. ( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;) 

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Yeah, neither does Kitamuro honestly. Says going up and down the mountain every time he wants to head to OMS is bad for his joints or whatever. He's old.

[903865375/ Dr. Murunaga] Also, Dr. Hattori cut his hair WAY shorter. Now it's short and black. He dyed it. He's not even wearing makeup anymore. He seriously looks like a completely different person, A.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Yeah, I saw, that's crazy. I didn't even recognize him, I thought he was someone new.

[903865375/ Dr. Murunaga] I think something might have happened, I don't really know. He's basically despondent now. He doesn't really talk unless he needs to for work. He used to be a lot chattier.

[903865375/ Dr. Murunaga] It might be partially because Dr. Tsutsujio is gone though. Those two were really close.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] At least it'll probably get Kan off his back, what with his weird blonde fetish or whatever it is he has.

[903865375/ Dr. Murunaga] I think I'd look really awful blonde, luckily.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] You'd look like a fucking gyaruo.

[903865375/ Dr. Murunaga] What about engineering though?

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Holy shit, thanks for asking, it's been a fucking nightmare.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] So when Kitamuro dipped, we were basically just stuck with Mikuma, who's kind of a useless sack of shit so he didn't pull any of his own weight and I had to take on like thrice the work.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] He kept trying to hang out with me because he feels bad for me and then he made me have one of Anna's weird beers with him in the server room.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] We got a bit fucked up and he started telling me about his fucking baseball team because that's all he fucking talks about is fucking baseball.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] And I was maybe drunk and I kind of went off on this big tangential rant about my whole family thing and then he gave me a fucking keychain??? I guess??? I still have it. I guess that was him trying to help. Prepare for shock: It's a fucking baseball.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Dude his brain is a fucking baseball.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Anyway we got kind of super drunk and I slept in the server room that night but that's not important.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Apparently some shit happened where Dr. Kan kicked Dr. Kuneyasu's absolute ass? Nobody knows why, he just got his shit beat in. I believe the term they're using is EXCEPTIONAL SHINER.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Mikuma felt bad for him for whatever fucking reason, even though Dr. Kuneyasu is a rat among fucking rats, but yeah. Mikuma said he was gonna talk to him. That was the last I heard from good old Mikuma oji.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] He told us Kan wanted to talk to him and left and never came back. So yeah. I don't know.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] There's no way he's dead, right?

[903865375/ Dr. Murunaga] Definitely not. Dr. Toranosuke wouldn't kill someone, right? Maybe?

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Maybe???? I don't know. The whole thing's making my fucking stomach hurt.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] He's not dead. There's no way he's dead. Someone would have said something if he was dead.

[62985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Anyway, yeah. Mikuma and Kitamuro are both out of office, which means we have two temp supervisors filling in from motive implementation.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Because who knows how to run the upstairs division better than a bunch of fucking goons from the fucking basement? Unbelievable.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Because why should I be a supervisor, right? I only do literally fucking everything constantly.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Anyway, since apparently Hisa hates me and wants me to have an awful life, she brought up Dannake and Nemoto.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Dannake's a good engineer, but she is absolutely fucking insufferable as a person and I just want her to stay the hell away from me and stop bugging me.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Nemoto's fucking crazy, and he shouldn't even be allowed to work here. I don't care if he was important before. Fucking retire him. He STABBED ME.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] I could have literally died. He threw a fucking hammer at my head, Galahad.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Dannake's his handler or some shit, but she does fuck all, so they're both just completely useless.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] It's SO fucking frustrating. The only upside is that Hisa brought Suga in to keep Nemoto from constantly losing his shit, so now Nemoto's mostly laxed out, and Suga's here, which is fine. I like Suga.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] But that fucker literally turns his hearing aid off when Nemoto starts screaming and shit. I've SEEN him do it. He's a lucky bastard if you ask me.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] But now there's a whole other issue, because Nemoto wants to talk to Dr. Deng from biology, and Dr. Deng is literally avoiding this department like the plague, so I just have to keep hearing about it.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Galahad, I'm seriously going to lose my shit. I had it too good and I didn't even know. I miss the ojiisans. I miss them. I need them to come back and kick these fuckers back to the basement.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Also did you know Suga and Kichibe used to fuck? What the hell? Hello?

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Anyway that's a secret. Didn't hear it from me.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] But yeah. That's the engineering rundown. I think that's pretty much it. Thoughts?

[903865375/ Dr. Murunaga] =͟͟͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇)

[903865375/ Dr. Murunaga] Who's Dr. Deng again?

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] He's the Chinese guy with the stump arm. He literally never leaves his desk so you honestly might not have even met him. He's the one who's lunch takes up half the fucking fridge.

[903865375/ Dr. Murunaga] Oh! Right, no, I definitely know him. What happened to that arm?

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] You're such a damn gossip. Look at you. Disgusting.

[903865375/ Dr. Murunaga] What you just told me that Suga and Kichibe were sleeping together what

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Anyway I dunno but he's in biology so Kan probably fucking ate it or something.

[903865375/ Dr. Murunaga] ( •᷄ࡇ•᷅ )

[903865375/ Dr. Murunaga] He doesn't actually eat people right?

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] No, dumbass.

[903865375/ Dr. Murunaga] Don't scare me like that!

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] I hear he climbs down chimneys and collects bad kids in a big sack and then throws them in a swamp.

[903865375/ Dr. Murunaga] A! Cut it out! ( •̀ ᴖ •́ )

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] I hear he goes "rrrrrrrr it's me, Dr. Kan, come here little boy, so I can stuff you in my big swampy swamp sack for bad little children" and then he shoves them in and swamps them. It's super fucked.

[903865375/ Dr. Murunaga] You're going to get me in trouble again if these messages get out. You're so irresponsible.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Yeah, well, my messages are secured, so we're perfectly safe to call Kan all sorts of not-so-nice words.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Guy's not getting into my encrypted messages, he doesn't even know how to fucking scan. It's literally the easiest shit ever. Put the paper in the fucking scanner and close the thing.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Break time? Eat outside?

[903865375/ Dr. Murunaga] Sure, the weather's nice right now. Tiny bit chilly, just bring a sweater. Meet you there.

[903865375 / Galahad Murunaga] Hi, sorry for bothering you - do we have plans for One [Isono Miki]? I'm a bit unsure of how to proceed.

[362985938 / Adriano Figueiredo] Proceed? You don't need to proceed, you're in psych. Leave it to engineering.

[421755348 / Hisae Higashigaki] Actually, we're not planning to do much, apparently. I ran that one up the ladder - don't act.

[362985938 / Adriano Figueiredo] Are you serious?

[903865375 / Galahad Murunaga] I'm not really sure psychology approves of this? (・_・ヾ

[840070420 / Tatematsu Ainoshin] Psychology gives the full go-ahead! Proceed as instructed. Thanks!

[362985938 / Adriano Figueiredo] Engineering is creeped out but approves of not having to deal with this first-hand.

[903865375 / Galahad Murunaga] I'll follow Dr. Tatematsu's lead then.

[421755348 / Hisae Higashigaki] Engineering signs off on the plan. Proceed with inaction.

[648404270/ Dr. Deng] I'm stressing.

[294553703/ Dr. Daikubara] Why whats up

[648404270/ Dr. Deng] Genki messaged me asking if I remembered him. He didn't know whether I still worked here or not.

[294553703/ Dr. Daikubara] Oh shit is that his first time messaging you since

[648404270/ Dr. Deng] Yeah. Didn't really know what to say so I cut him off pretty quick.

[648404270/ Dr. Deng] Don't know why I'm getting so upset. It's not like he's the same person.

[648404270/ Dr. Deng] Doesn't look like Genki and doesn't talk like Genki so I don't know why I'm bothering to waste so much energy thinking about it.

[294553703/ Dr. Daikubara] I mean I guess hes still Genki though right

[648404270/ Dr. Deng] No, he's not Genki, because Genki would remember me. As far as I'm concerned, Genki is dead. This guy isn't Genki.

[648404270/ Dr. Deng] That's just easier to digest I guess.

[294553703/ Dr. Daikubara] Sorry, I know it must be hard to see him like that either way

[648404270/ Dr. Deng] It's pissing me off.

[294553703/ Dr. Daikubara] Are you sure you dont want to talk to him at all

[648404270/ Dr. Deng] I can't. Genuinely. That's too much for me.

[648404270/ Dr. Deng] It's not that he's just completely nothing like Genki. It's that he's ALMOST like Genki.

[648404270/ Dr. Deng] He still looks kind of like Genki. Kind of. Sometimes he still SOUNDS like Genki. For like, two seconds, and then he's gone again. I can't handle that.

[648404270/ Dr. Deng] Sorry. This is just a lot for me today.

[294553703/ Dr. Daikubara] No its fine I get it its a lot

[648404270/ Dr. Deng] Just not ready to talk to him yet. Sorry. Maybe later. It'd be rude to ignore him if he's up here now.

[294553703/ Dr. Daikubara] Dont rush yourself

[648404270/ Dr. Deng] I'll think about it.

[275118123/ Dr. Dannake] I'm going through Kitamuro's desk right now. It's so organized. Does it really need to be this organized?

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] Mikuma's desk is pretty much exactly what you would expect, actually! Total mess.

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] He's got a lot of polaroids of the department members in here. What does he think this place is? Bit of an oddball. Maybe I just don't spend enough time upstairs to get it.

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] I think my nameplate is gonna look good on this bad boy!

[275118123/ Dr. Dannake] Don't get too comfy. I'm sure we'll be back in MI [Motive Implementation/the basement] before we know it. Kitamuro's not going to stay away long.

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] Sorry for the delay, I was clearing shit out. Looking good now! Figueiredo's giving me the stink eye though.

[275118123/ Dr. Dannake] So do something about it. You're his supervisor now.

[275118123/ Dr. Dannake] If he's disrespecting you, make it his problem. He's not special.

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] So what do I do? Beat him up or something? He's really tall, Yuba.

[275118123/ Dr. Dannake] Get creative. You're here from MI, you should be all about creativity.

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] So do I put him in a barrel of honey and leave him out for the bugs or something? Do bugs even come around right now? It's kind of chilly out.

[275118123/ Dr. Dannake] Well now you sound like a biologist.

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] Actually, the more I look into it, I think he's Dr. Higashigaki's favourite. Maybe no bugs or barrels or anything.

[275118123/ Dr. Dannake] No need to stick your neck out, I guess. When was the last time *you* got in trouble? Just do that.

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] Oh BOYYYYYYYY no thank you. Gives me the heebie-jeebies. Nope nope nope! No biology punishments.

[275118123/ Dr. Dannake] Then maybe just let it go for now. Call it growing pains. They're adjusting to a new supervising team. Natural.

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] If he jumps on me or something I'll elbow him in the teeth. I've got killer reflexes. Like a puma.

[275118123/ Dr. Dannake] Very impressive.

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] Okay going to go take a throwup break PLEASE leave dinner on my desk VERY SOON!!! THANK YOU!!!

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] And if it isn't pork gyoza or double fried pork gyoza I will FUCKING LOSE IT!!!!!!

[275118123/ Dr. Dannake] Get it yourself.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Hisa, no. There's no way you're bringing these two into fucking SUPERVISOR positions. No.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Where the hell is Mikuma? Why isn't he here?

[421755348/ Dr. Higashigaki] Adriano, I'm going to be honest with you, and I need you to keep quiet about this.

[421755348. Dr. Higashigaki] I don't know if Mikuma is coming back.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] What? What the hell are you talking about?

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Hisa, what? Is he dead?

[421755348/ Dr. Higashigaki] I don't know.

[421755348/ Dr. Higashigaki] I know he got in a fight with Dr. Toranosuke, and I know it got intense, and I know he ended up needing treatment in the biology department, and now I don't know where he is.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] I'm going down there.

[421755348/ Dr. Higashigaki] Adriano, no. I'm putting my foot down. As your team lead, you are NOT to go down there.

[421755348/ Dr. Higashigaki] Please.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] So you're leaving him there.

[421755348/ Dr. Higashigaki] I don't want to put anyone else at risk.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Whatever. Fuck this.

[362985938 / Adriano Figueiredo] We're seriously not doing anything? That's disgusting, Hisa. She's gonna rot.

[421755348 / Hisae Higashigaki] Maybe Four [Kamimura Kazutoshi] will handle it? I really hope Four will handle it. Please let Four handle it.

[362985938 / Adriano Figueiredo] As long as I don't have to go in there and scrape her out of the tiles. Whatever.