Some came from school, some came from home, some came from Skype conversations, some came from talking to myself and some from things I overheard.

Enjoy. And yes. These were all said.

"I have a stick. Fuck you."

"I was a pacifist. But then I got a stick."

"I thought she was actually dead."

"Fucking locomotives."

"... Hentai exists. You ever think about that?"

"They are the children I will never sprout from my uterus."

"Never say that [sentence/pun] again."

"I AM THE NIGHT. I WILL FIGHT SPACE."

"Void vs Universe!"

"That's how you handle the young-uns. Parenting 101 with [Name]."

"Today I discovered I'd probably be a [shitty/neglectful] parent."

"You are best friend."

"Later, skater!"

"Don't sit on my shitty log."

"You don't get sitting privileges."

"LET ME QUOTE."

"Put your child in front of you. Don't literally put your child in front of you!"

"But you can tell mine was shit."

"Look at the luscious green grass. It is very strange."

"It's not warm whatsoever."

"Where's Hard Anal?"

"Throw at me, Daddy."

"He smells like a tent."

"Why are you sniffing him?"

"How are you dying? Do you need doctor? Don't worry, I'm surgeon. Yeaaaah. I'm a surgeon, let me steal your kidneys. I'm a doctor, you don't need your organs, give em to me."

"Give me all your organs."

"I WANT HARD ANAL!"

"Let's sit on this... where something used to be."

"This is where we worship Satan."

"DAISIES."

"I am slipping towards the soul."

"Slave(s). Back stratch."

"YOU LITTLE FUCK. YOU ARE A FUCKBAG."

"GET OUT OF OUR SWAMP, DONKEY."

"I see what you did there - tree-son!"

"All I heard of that was 'WHAT DID YOU DO'?"

"I bleed guilty."

"[Name] just said what if [Name] had a hole in his trousers while you were recording, and then [Name] said that you'd keep the video anyway."

"Not even subtle anymore."

"There's a kid in the tree. We're betting he'll fall out and die."

"Holy shot." "We're trying to escape."

"[Name]. [Name]. Stop."

"What the fuck are you doing?"

"Just wait until whatever lives in there comes out."

"Mm hm that's a good ass... tree."

"We need to make our hole bigger."

"[Name], you're standing on my aesthetics. You're standing in front of my aesthetics."

"Twist dat anus."

"I hunger. I eat your food. Give me all your tea. I'm gonna munch. I'm gonna crunch. Firkc."

"Go in the Earth's butthole."