#thoth caduceus

Thoth Caduceus (21st December)

Original title: 共に誕生を祝うギフトCD Source: 神々の悪戯 InFinite 初回限定 夢幻の箱 (Kamigami no Asobi Ludere deorum InFinite Limited Dream Box) Audio: here Seiyuu: Akira- Yūya Uchida Anubis- Yūki Kaji Apollon- Miyu Irino Balder- Hiroshi Kamiya Dionysus- Nojima Hirofumi Hades- Daisuke Ono Loki- Yoshimasa Hosoya Melissa- Tomokazu Seki Takeru- Toshiyuki Toyonaga Thor- Noriaki Sugiyama Thoth- Toshiyuki Morikawa Tsukito- Yuuto Uemura

--Scene starts outside-- *energetic footsteps* Apollon: Horaay~! Haha~ So great! Its such a colossus! I just got a really amazing gift which is...a birthday gift! Haha~ I'm so happy~! I'm so happy, that I wouldn't skip it on my own! Haha~! *stomp stomp stomp stomp* Hades: Ehhh… Apollon: Oh...? Uncle Hades...? *Hades sighs* Hades: Heh…. Apollon: What happened? I wonder what happened to him. *chirp chirp* Apollon: Does your stomach hurt? Maybe a headache? Perhaps your teeth hurt- Hades: No, I'm just thinking. Apollon: Thinking? What on earth are you thinking about with such a dull face? Hades: Life and Death. It's all about joy and sorrow. Apollon: Aghh… It's such a beautiful day, you know? Let's think about something more fun! Ah, exactly! You should get a birthday too! Then it'll be fun! Will be Colossus! Hades: I already got my birthday. Apollon: Eh? Hades: That's why I'm thinking of this… *sighs* When you're a human being getting older means, getting closer to death. Apollon: Eh? Hades: Rather, I think humans would be way happier without birthdays. Apollon: Eeeh- Apollon: I don't think so at all! Because, people on their birthday say "Wish you a Happy Birthday" or "Happy Birthday!" or something like that. Birthdays are the best and happiest of all celebrations, of course! Hades: However, I wonder if it really comes from heart. Apollon: Eh? Hades: Because my birthdays are unfortunate… You can't deny the possibility that they are saying "Happy Birthday" and curses with a prayer to wish you a bit of happiness. Apollon: Eh….Eeeeh-? *stomp stomp stomp stomp* Dionysus: Grapes Grapes Grapes Grapes Grapes ♪ I gotcha a lot of them~ ♪ I'll make, I'll make, I'll make, I'll make ♪ a great grape juice~ Hey! ♪ Apollon: Didi, Hey! Didi, whatcha think? Dionysus: Hm, what are you talking about? Apollon: Birthdays are happy days, aren't they? Right? Dionysus: Eek- Hades: Aren't birthdays rather unhappy ones? Dionysus: Eeeh? Hades: Dionysus! Apollon: Didi! Hades: Which one? Apollon: Which one? Dionysus: Ehh- Ummm... Whether you feel happy or unhappy… I guess it's up to the person. Every person has their own feelings, you two don't have to decide i think. Hades: Hmm… I see… Apollon: Ohhhhh- Sounds good. I like that way of thinking! Dionysus: Uhm- Ekhem, really?

*stomp stomp stomp stomp* Tsukito: Aah- * sigh* Takeru: Arghh, brother…! Its alright- Tsukito: Absolutely not. It's too difficult for me. Apollon: Tsuki-Tsuki, Take-Take! Hades: What's wrong? Dionysus: What's troubling you? Takeru: Ah, I got a birthday… Tsukito: ...and I can't remember it. I even made a firm note, but still… Apollon: Mmmm… You don't have to remember everyone's birthday or when it is- I think its fine. Dionysus: Yeah, exactly! Of course it's impossible to remember them all. Hades: You care too much. Tsukito: My birthday is… February 12... February 12... February 12... *yoink* Apollon: It was about his birthday?! Takeru: Yea, that's right. My bro can't remember his own birthday. *Apollon gasps* Hades: How so- Dionysus: I can't believe that you don't care about yourself so much. Tsukito: I'll close notepad to try it. *rustle* Takeru: Brother…! For sure will be good! Tsukito: Yeah… February… *Everyone hums* Tsukito: 21? *boink of disappointment*

Everyone: Aghh-! *Takeru whines* Takeru: Broooo- Will be fine! You may not remember it brother, but I'll never forget it! We'll celebrate it every year! Tsukito: Totsuka Takeru... *Takeru whines* Takeru: Broooo- Apollon: You two don't have to worry! I'll put everyone's birthday on the calendar in the student council room! I'll write it down! *stomp stomp stomp stomp* Loki: What what~? Could it be that everyone got a birthday? Dionysus: Yeah, something like that. Loki: That means that~ Hey, Hey, Ta-Ta you got it too, right? Takeru: What? That's bad? Loki: Not really~ Just you know~ They say people get bigger as they get older, aren't they? But you Ta-Ta…I just thought you would always stay tiny anyway! *Ka-Ching of annoyed Takeru* Takeru: Are you trying to make fun of me?! Loki: Not at all~ Because it's true, no? Takeru: I won't forgive you…! Loki: Ah I'm motivated~ Takeru: Try to take me seriously! *rustle* Apollon: Take-Take! Tsukito: Totsuka Takeru! *stomp stomp stomp stomp* Balder: Loki! *Balder gasps* You shouldn't fight. Loki: Balder- I wasn't fighting~ Balder: Really? But Takeru-san- Uaghh! *thud* Loki: Balder! Takeru: Are you okey?! Apollon: That's more spectacular fall than usual. Tsukito: He fell down about 1.4946 times more spectacularly than usual. *rustle* Balder: Aghh- *Balder huffs* Everyone...I'm feeling fine- *thud* Dionysus: Ah, he fell again. Hades: Its because of me… I received my birthday and that brought misfortune to you. Everyone: Ehhh? *stomp stomp stomp stomp* Thor: It's not like that. Balder is just getting a little carried away. Balder: Ehehe~ Because I'm happy, am I not? Having a birthday, like humans… *rustle* …makes us the same as her! Apollon: You're right, we're the same. Exactly the same, right?! Takeru: That's right. Loki: Well, I don't feel bad about it. Tsukito: Yeah. Dionysus: I'm happy too. Hades: Mhm. Apollon: Come to think of it, I've heard that humans celebrate birthdays in all sorts of ways. I want to try it as well! I want it! Tsukito: Whose birthday is it today? Apollon: It's everyone's! Loki: Everyone's? Apollon: Today is the day everyone's birthday was made. Yeah. It's birthday's birthday! Takeru: I see. Birthday of Birthday. Apollon: So, you see, We'll prepare a celebration the human way! Teacher Thoth and Anu-Anu, Aki-Aki and Meli-Meli! And then...Of course we're going to call her! Gonna call, right?! Balder: Sounds nice! Dionysus: Let's do this, Let's do this~ Apollon: Ah, uncle Hades if you don't want to you don't have to force yourself to join. In moments like this, each person might feel different. Just as Didi said before. Hades: Ah… No… Umm… Let me participate. *Apollon gasps* Apollon: Ahahaha! I'm so happy! Thank you, uncle Hades! Hades: No… Thor: However, How are we supposed to celebrate a birthday? Balder: Let's check the library. --Scene shifts to the library-- *chirp chirp* Anubis: Gkhaarr~ Thoth: Hm? What happened, Anubis? Anubis: Thoth~ Anubis heard I'd get nice things… but I didn't got anything…! Umm... Bi... Birt... Thoth: Hmm? Ah, Birthday. Anubis: Yeah, that. Birthdaay~ Thoth: Because Birthdays aren't things. You can't see it, neither touch. Anubis: Whaat? It's not a yummy food?! Thoth: Yes. Anubis: Thoth got it? Thoth: Yes. *Thoth sighs* Thoth: I said I don't need it...but they insisted. Anubis: Hmmmmmm~ *Anubis sighs* Anubis so disappointed. Khaa~ --Scene shifts-- Melissa: Kyuhhh! This konkonchiki* is so hella happy! Akira: You seem really happy, Melissa. Melissa: Oh-! *Melissa gasps* Isn't it Akira?! *gasp* Aghh-! How could I not be excited by this, man?! *gasp* Bi-rth-day, I got one of it! Akira: Birthday, you saying? Melissa: Exactly on point! Bir-th-day of mine! Akira: Ah~

Melissa: I'm not even a human being yet, but they still blessed me with Birthday-thing!

*gasp*

I'm so happy

*gasp*

that Im about to cry*, man!

Akira: Hmmm… Sorry to bother you, but…

Melissa: huh?!

You will know it eventually, so let me tell you-

Melissa: Uuuu what's that?

*gasp*

Don't be a prick, just spill it right now!

Akira: You're not the only one who got Birthday.

Melissa: what?

Akira: Everyone in this place got it. They even gave me one to use.

Melissa: huh? Eeeeeehh?!

*Akira sighs*

Akira: Eh, That's what I meant.

Melissa: Kyaaaaaaaah-! That's the best, isn't it?!

Akira: Hm?

Mellissa: I can't believe you guys treated me the same way as my sister and gods!

*gasp*

I've never been so happy-!

Akira: How so-?

Melissa: Ahahahahaha! Akira: Melissa you are... a really nice guy! Melissa: Eh? Eh? Eh? Eeh? Aaah! Akira! Why the heck so suddenly my guy? I'm not leaving*-! Agh-! *Akira hugs Melissa* Akira: Fufufufu~

--To be continued--

Finally finished!

Your eyes weaken me

Your sharp lips pierce me

Your godly aura kills me.