#thot alert

Kevin is in severe danger right now. Kevin has never been nor ever will be in greater danger than at this point.

Zarina slides the Valentine’s Day Application to you(r muse). 

Name: Zarina Sokolova. Age: It’s not nice to ask a lady’s age,  but mid-twenties will suffice.  Do you like to cuddle?: Sure, I’m not really warm to touch, so if you’re into it, sure we can cuddle.  Can we make-out?: Ohh, yes. Absolutely. I’ll make your head spin and make you weak in the knees, you’ll beg for hours of makeout with me, honey.  A night in or dinner out?: I’ll take you out and then bring you back in to continue our fun~ I want both and I will give you both.  Ice cream or chocolate covered strawberries?: Oh~ How about you eat those strawberries off me? Haha, don’t worry, if you’re not into it, let’s just eat either. I like ice cream personally, but since it’s Valentine’s Day... Why not have fun with those strawberries? I have many thoughts on how we can use them~ What makes you a good Valentine?: I will treat you like a royalty you are. I will buy you presents, I will make sure you feel adored and worshipped, I’ll keep you on your toes but all in good fun. And my... Did you not hear make out with me is godly? If you want to have more, we can go that way, too~ Would you cook for me?: Yup! If you like that sense of domestic fun, I’m into it. I like cooking when I have time.  Would you let me cook for you?: Hmm.... If you are a good cook, yes. Don’t mind me checkin’ for poison, though. Haha, joking~ Even if you poison me, I won’t die, you’ll just have a big problem on Valentine’s Day to deal with. Of course, you wouldn’t do this to me. 

ASKS RE-OPEN FRIDAY THE 6TH OF SEPTEMBER!

“I can help you. Deputy. I can wash away these sins. I can cleanse your soul. It will be difficult and it will be painful, but... it will be worth it”