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The NSFW Meme List

Send in ✘ for my muse’s reaction to a booty call

Raven was glad she was alone as she let out an unattractive snort upon hearing Bobby's proposition. "Are you serious right now, or are you just drunk off your ass?" She had to hand it to him, the kid was nothing if not persistant, but she was also pretty far past annoyed with his attempts at pick-up lines and humor. "Robert, I honestly cannot understand what is making you so damn desperate to sleep with me. Not that I'm not fan-fucking-tastic of course, but as your best friend's horrible mommy dearesst figure, shouldn't you be trying to avoid me at all costs?"

intimacy . // meme .

Okay, you must be drunk. I don't know you, and clearly you know nothing about me, or you wouldn't be asking me to "hold you." That's a hard no.

intimacy . // meme .

Okay, then come on over here and I’ll strangle the life right out of you.

intimacy . // meme .

Trust me, I know. If the missus says it’s okay, you can touch it whenever you want.

soft caring sentence compilation

Thanks Bobby, I really appreciate that. It’s not that I don’t want to talk to by the way, this is just really hard to deal with, and I’m not ready yet.

friends with benefits starters

Maria, this is no strings, I promise. I’m not falling in love with you, and I’m not out here calling you my girlfriend, I just hate you less than I do most of your fellow Avenger and Shield friends. If that makes you uncomfortable, I’m sorry, but don’t go worrying it means I’ll jump in front of a bullet for you, because I didn’t even do that for my own brother when we were super close.

friends with benefits starters

Well how can a girl say no to an offer like that? I’m up for it.

friends with benefits starters

I’m sorry kid, truly, but are you serious? I don’t even like you at the best of times, Bobby, I can promise you that I’m never going to love you in any way.