Feb 14, 2019
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Would Thor be sexier if he had tattoos?
When you’ve got a blank canvas as good-looking as Thor’s, there is truly nothing you can put on it (or do to it) to make it ugly. It will either remain as its baseline sexiness or experience a net increase. I’m talking anything. Like
reminders penned on the back of hands (or even foreheads)
green screen goblin suits made of 100% spandex
Sharpie monocles
glasses
a tropical romper and loafers (i.e., anything from Taika Waititi’s closet)
goofy temporary tattoos from 25¢ gum machines in buffet restaurant lobbies (Thor would love those, you just know it)
fanny packs with bicycle shorts
Crayola marker doodles drawn on his arms by kids
a buzz cut given by a nearsighted barber (see also: Ragnarok)
experiments in retro facial hair (see also: Bad Times at the El Royale)
piercings, like a big diamond stud in his ear or, God help us all, a tongue ring kjhsdfghas;dglaksjdf
matted-ass hellbilly dreadlocks à la Rob Zombie
seriously what can you do
nothing, that’s what
and half of that beauty is in his personality so…
drinks!
In conclusion, anon, yes, I think Thor would be even sexier with tattoo(s). Even if one of those was a lower back tattoo that says “worthy bitch” in flowing, sparkling script and which Loki may or may not be responsible for daring him to get
I’ve been practicing my Photoshop techniques and this goddess spoke to me.
Thor betrays me by choosing another lap and this is the smug face I get 😭 #thorgeous
Go Stunts Go!!!!!!
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Merry Christmas!
Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!PONY!
Just in time for Christmas.
Some little kids Christmas was just made.