I don’t know if this is what you had in mind but the idea really makes me giggle

Sam is used about it.

Call them blasé if you want, they’re not going to stop you, but after the fifth duel, they don’t bat an eye anymore as vinyls go flying.

“You insulted my honor!”

Dude, chill out, the guy just said that “Death of a Bachelor” was better than “Pretty Odd”.

“You will pay for this.”

Well, yeah, you will definitely pay for this, the two of you--there is an ATM right down the corner if needed.

Sam won’t pay for the damages out of their own pockets, that’s for certain.

“Aaargh!”

Ah, we’re past the insults and chirping, good, that means that Sam may be able to catch their bus.

“For Cesar!”

Eurgh, no, not the scythar sword, it always manages to catch a record and they go--

**whizz**

--flying, dammit.

So much for catching their bus tonight.