#thomas burchard

If You’re a Geezer & Kelsey Turner is Tryna Holla…

Listen, before I became sorta a schlub – which is what I am now – I wouldn’t even take a bitch on a date unless we were already actively fucking.

All that “auditioning” and shit for the pussy?

Un uh.

Why the fuck should I spend Dollar One on you unless I already know that you’re worth something.

Of course, through the prism of time, I began to consider this perspective “immature” – I was wrong –…