#thneedcorp

This random kid shared his and said that it was a Thneed. And the rest of his story was just the song, and I just still can't. That was like 3 hours ago too but omfg

"My, my, my, what do we have here?" She crosses her arms, not at all amused by having to make nice with others. "A chance encounter, perhaps?"

Jack had stumbled across an office and decided it had been too long since he'd caused some kind of mischief. Which is why he had himself a wonderful time practically dancing around, settling frost over nearly every inch of the office. It was summer, it would confuse the living daylights out of its inhabitant. After standing back to admire his handiwork, he began laughing hard. It was times like these when he really wished he had a camera, because it was both beautiful and funny. As he was backing out of the room, he bumped into something solid. And gasped. "Oh, damn...caught already?"

"Up your ass?"

"... you're not my type."