Safe and sweet.
Haaaiii luvies!! this is for the bestest friend ever (i'd say we're friends <3),, they're fr the #1 urumi fan and idc i ship urumi x igi so bad!!!!!!!!!!)!))))!!!! Soooosssososoo,,, this is for them!!!!!!
TYPE: urumi x reader (no use of y/n.), gender neutral!reader, fluff, borderlands au (after a game.)
WARNINGS: brief mention of blood, injury, and death. small kiss,,, obsession with strawberry pockyâand just cuties <3 idk lmk if i forgot anything???
pocky crumbs and sweet kisses, at least you survived.
The game ends with the sound of the siren crackling into silence.
Youâre still alive. Barely.
Your hands are scraped, your clothes half torn, and your lungs ache like they forgot how to breathe in panic mode. Your legs are jelly, your body buzzing with leftover adrenaline, but your eyes sweep the space for one thing.Or one person.
âUrumiâŠ?â
You spot her near the edge of the collapsed scaffoldingâstanding there like it hadnât even happened, like she hadnât just dodged death twice with nothing but a flick of her smile and a switchblade.
Sheâs stretching her arms above her head, yawning like sheâs bored. Sheâs smiling. Of course she is.
âYou look like shit,â she says cheerfully.
Your breath hitches in a half-laugh. âThanks.â
âI mean it in a flattering way.â She turns, brushing dust from her coat. âKind of a rugged, tragic hero thing.â
You roll your eyes, wobbling a bit as you step closer. The gash on your leg stings with every movement.
She notices. Her smile fades a little. âYouâre bleeding.â
You glance down. âYeah, I noticed that too.â
She walks over, and suddenly sheâs right in front of youâclose enough to smell the faint, sharp tang of metal on her clothes. Her fingers reach out to gently pull your pants away from the wound. Her touch is light. Delicate, even. Youâre not used to her being delicate.
âYou okay?â she asks, voice soft now. Real.
ââŠYeah. Are you?â
She hums thoughtfully, then grins. âMostly annoyed you didnât duck faster.â
You snort. âI didnât realize you cared about my ducking speed.â
âOh, I donât,â she says, brushing hair from your face in a way that betrays the words. âBut I was sort of planning on flirting with you after this, and itâs harder to do that when youâre dead.â
Your heart stutters in your chest. Wait, what?You blink. âYou were what?â
She grins wider. That smug, sweet curve of her lips. âMm. I mean, if you died, itâd be a huge waste of all the tension weâve been building, donât you think?â
You donât know what to say. Your brain is still trying to catch up.
She leans in slightly, still watching you with that glint in her eye. She always looks like sheâs in on a joke no one else gets. It used to annoy you. Now itâs just⊠her. And somehow it makes you feel safer.
âYouâre really full of yourself, huh?â you murmur.
âOnly a little,â she says, her voice dropping a bit. âBut Iâm usually right.â Her expression softens, the playful spark still thereâbut behind it, something honest. Something vulnerable, maybe.
She reaches out again, slower this time, and her fingers brush lightly under your chin. âI meant it, though,â she says. âI was scared. When I couldnât see you in the smoke.â
Your throat tightens. ââŠI was scared too,â you admit.
âThought I lost you.â
Something shifts between you, the space shrinking without either of you moving much at all. She doesnât rush itâjust watches your expression, eyes flicking between yours like sheâs reading the fine print of your soul.
And then, slowly, she leans in. Not fast. Not desperate. Just soft. Intentional. Like sheâs giving you time to stop herâlike she knows you wonât.
And you donât.
Her lips touch yours in a kiss thatâs all warmth and quiet, laced with something tender that makes your knees a little weaker. Itâs not a performance. Itâs not teasing. Itâs real.
She pulls back after a few seconds, still so close you can feel her breath.
ââŠTold you Iâd flirt with you.â
You stare at her. âThat was more than flirting.â
Urumi gives you a smile thatâs both proud and soft. âIâm good at escalation.â
You laughâfully this time, a little dizzy with adrenaline and affection. âYouâre insane.â
âMmm. Maybe. But Iâm still your type.â
You should be annoyed. You really should. But instead, you take her hand, squeeze it gently, and shake your head with a grin.
âYeah,â you whisper, âyou kind of are.â
And for once in the Borderlands, it feels like surviving wasnât just about livingâit was about getting to this moment.
With her. With that stupid, beautiful smile.
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It was Urumi who suggested they find a place to hide out for the night. âThereâs a shuttered cafĂ© nearby,â she said, casually inspecting her nails like she hadnât just kissed you senseless. âHard to break into unless you know which vent to crawl through. Lucky for you⊠I do.â
You didnât ask how she knew. You were starting to realize that Urumi just⊠knew things. About places. People. Vents. Pocky stash locations.
Anyways, though, luckily, the trek there wasnât long, though you winced every time your leg flared with pain. Urumi walked beside youânot doting, not hovering, but aware. She didnât offer to carry you or anything dramatic like that. She just adjusted her pace to match yours, wordlessly.
And when you stumbled once, her hand caught your elbow and steadied you like it was second nature. Like she already knew your center of gravity better than you did.
The cafĂ© was small. Dusty. Forgotten. Cracked tiles and broken chairs, but the backroom was intactâwarm enough to keep the chill off, and quiet in that rare kind of way. Like the world had been paused.
You both sat on a pile of worn blankets that someone, somewhere, had left behind.
Urumi unzipped her satchel and casually pulled out two slightly crushed snack boxes. âTodayâs dinner,â she said, holding up the red foil packet. âStrawberry Pocky. Vintage.â
You blinked. âHow the hell do you still have that?â
âI hide things better than I hide feelings,â she said with a crooked grin. âAnd I hide feelings very well.â
You laughed, gently, and took one of the sticks she held out. Your fingers brushed. Hers were warm.
The first bite was sweet and artificial and perfect. The kind of taste that reminded youâsomehowâof life before this place.
âDonât inhale it all,â she warned, nudging your shoulder as she opened a small container of what looked like broken, buttery cookies. âIâm sharing this with you even though you ran directly into a tripwire back there.â
âI dodged it,â you said around a mouthful of Pocky.
âBarely. You flailed.â
âI didnât flail.â
âYou made a noise.â
âI got startled!â
She bit into a cookie, smiling against it. âIt was cute.â
Your cheeks flushed. You didnât respond. The silence that followed wasnât awkward. It never was with her. It felt⊠settled. Like the storm had passed and now there was only this strange little calm where you sat beside someone who, for whatever reason, made the end of the world feel a little less lonely.
You looked over at her. Her eyes were closed, lips tinted faintly pink from the candy, her knees pulled loosely to her chest.
The quiet made you bold. âWhy do you always smile like that?â you asked softly. âEven when things are going to hell.â
She opened her eyes slowly and looked at you. âBecause if I donât smile,â she said, âIâll think too much. And if I think too much, Iâll panic. And panickingâs not cute.â
That answer shouldâve made you laugh. But it didnât. Because something in her voice told you that was the truth. You didnât say anything for a moment.
Then you leaned in just slightly and bumped your shoulder against hers. âIâm glad you didnât panic,â you said quietly. âBecause I needed you today.â
Her expression flickeredâlike a spark in the dark. She didnât smile this time. Not the usual cheeky grin, at least. Just something softer. Tired.
She reached into the Pocky box, pulled out another stick, and offered it to you with a lopsided look. âIâll take that as a thank-you. Feed me this one.â
You blinked. âWhat?â
âYou heard me.â
So you did. You gently lifted the stick and held it toward her. She leaned forward without breaking eye contact, bit down, and took it from your fingers in one slow move.
When she sat back, she smiled again. âRomantic.â
âTeeth kind of ruined it.â
âYou love it.â
You hated how much she was right.
The two of you sat in the dim light of the backroom for a while, trading snacks and sharing body heat and dumb little jokes that didnât mean much but also kind of meant everything. It wasnât dramatic. It wasnât confessional.
But when Urumi let her head tip to the side and rest on your shoulderâthat felt like a secret.
And when she whispered, just barely audible:ââŠDonât die in the next one, okay?â
You whispered back, âOnly if you donât.â
And she murmured, eyes already half-closed:âDeal.â
In a world where everything was cruel and loud and fast, this moment was none of those things.
It was soft. Safe. And, for onceâŠsweet.









