you’ve vacuumed the scene shop at least three times. there’s somehow more sawdust than before

the director puts you in charge of locking up and turning on the ghost light. you turn on the ghost light and lock up. as you leave the building, you don’t remember whether or not you turned the ghost light on

the arbors in the fly rail clang. there is no one in the show rail

the mannequin has been in the green room for too long. she’s always striking a pose. her hand is on backwards. where is her leg

the hair techs say they’re almost done but they keep brushing and braiding. you didn’t know you had that much hair

the director changes the blocking. the stage manager marks it down. the next day the director forgets the blocking changed. the stage manager looks down at their notes—there was never a blocking change

the lights are focused. everything is still kind of hazy

“sound s, go.” everyone forgets it’s a silent cue. why did we program a silent cue

the mic table isn’t where it should be

the props master is missing. the actors can’t find their props. all the props are missing too

an actor forgets their line. a single audience member claps softly

the asm waits for their cue but all they hear is static. the show closed two days ago

an actor misses their entrance. you can't find them in the theatre. you check the cast list. they were never in the show

I just saw this lmao, I’m on episode 100 hhhhhh

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I’m on episode 4 no spoilers!!!!!

oh fuck, bro, unfollow right now, my blog and queue are absolutely TEEMING with spoilers D:

Same sometimes British people complain about driving to visit relatives or s/os or something and im like. Sir, That's my daily commute

i know this is like two years old but GOD, SAME..... i know it’s not necessarily convenient but like... come on.......

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I did a double-take at “summer” as usual

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hey big same here?????

exhibit a: friends showing BLATANT disregard for the dni tag on this post, but it’s fine because i love them dearly <3