#thiskeepsmeawake

I’ve been arguing with my friends about how vampire diaries and twilight has...funny physics and uhm totally logical stuff in it. And the it hit me-

Vampires need to brush their teeth because if they don’t, the blood they’ve drunken would clog up in the gums-which in turn would eventually lead the teeth to fall out.

So now I just imagine a vampire biting a human and they’re just like

“Aaah that hur- wait do you use colgate?”