Nov 28, 2016
Jo: Dude I should get paid for roasting people.
Me: What are you Donald trump
Jo: Hell no I'm serving my roast fresh and it comes with a free ticket to see satan for only $3.99
Me: ...
Me: When do we start
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Jo: Dude I should get paid for roasting people.
Me: What are you Donald trump
Jo: Hell no I'm serving my roast fresh and it comes with a free ticket to see satan for only $3.99
Me: ...
Me: When do we start
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Roommate: can I go speed dating and ask them about their bum? Cause its very important to know if their happy trail starts at their tummy and goes all the way up their back. Cause that's a NO. At that point its not a happy trail its a saddle!
Just a typical Wednesday night
Me: *walks into the kitchen* you're such a bad influence on me in here making your smores.
Roommate: YOU STARTED IT! IF YOU HADN'T MENTIONED IT EARLIER I NEVER WOULD HAVE GONE TO THE STORE AND SNIFFED A BAG OF MARSHMALLOWS!
Me: wait WHAT?!
Roommate:...you've never smelled a bag of marshmallows?
Me: NO!
Roommate: *grabs bag* smell it!! It smells like angel farts!
Me: Just saw a commercial with smores....grad school probs seriously considering going and getting the stuff to make them and have that for dinner. ALL OUT OF FUCKS
Roommate: Thats sounds like a heavenly combo with my sweet potato fries lol
Me: You have sweet potatoes fries?!