DE LAST LAP NEWZ CAP by Stephanie Chase 5/8/2013
Good Morning DREAM CHASERS!! Today is GRAND KADOOMENT DAY so this news-cap is going to be short because I going on the road!! Antoinette Pilgrim whose house got demolished following a court order is claiming that FREUNDEL STUART cant get her vote again after he did not assist her. Honey - what did he do to get your vote to begin with? BARBADIANS TOOK THEIR eyes off productivity in the last decade and this has led to the current economic woes, says CARICOM ambassador Robert “Bobby” Morris. Cricket, Lovely Cricket!! Shakib Al Hasan of the Barbados Tridents tore through the Trinidad and Tobago Red Steel with a match-winning six for six.GREED is one of the fundamental causes of the current world recession, says a local Anglican priest. “Even if it is institutionalized greed,” said Canon Austin Carrington, “aided and abetted by personal greed and ambition,” it is a major contributor to the world’s current economic woes. Lil Rick's fans had some major disappointment during his THIS IS RICK CONCERT. The first performer hit the stage at 2:30 and at 5:30 a.m a power outage informed everyone THIS IS DE END. Not only did paying patrons only get 3 hours of live entertainment but during the soiree the $200 per person VIP section was invaded by persons in the general admission who only paid $40. Rick has apologized to his fans for all the technical glitches and confusion so let's hope they get it right the next time around. COHOBLOPOT did not boil over last night. It seems some key ingredients were missing. Some would say the EVENT was not PREMIER and the NCF needs to go back to the drawing board but knowing the Minister of Culture everything is a resounding success especially since he gets free access. As Gweneth Squires puts her last minute finishing touches to her costumes verteran Betty West and given her last minute warning "GWENETH I COMING FOR YOU TODAY!" Lots of last minute revellers are trying to find costumes. Dey want to be nice onde road but dibby in de fete and today is going to be the LONGEST FETE EVER. The "'condense babies" will be out in full force. I love Crop Over. The road will be a potpourri of colour and spectacle today. Who will win the road march? Porgie & Murder, Soca Kartel, Lil Rick or Verseewild? Well the paper doesn't really have in anything else so I'm done for the day. Be safe , have lots of fun, take loads of pics. DIS IS DE LAST LAP. ZULU INTERNATIONALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL we gin TUN IT UP!! FIRE! FIRE! <3 Steph









