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… yea…. you might be right about that….  BUT that post is still factually incorrect… so I’m right :P

0:Height?  Almost 5′10″… i say im 5′10″1:Virgin?  Nope2:Shoe size?  9 but like a small 93:Do you smoke? Never. 4:Do you drink?  Yes. 5:Do you take drugs? Not unless they are medically prescribed.  Or Booze.6:Age you get mistaken for?  30 (Im 26 by the way)7:Have tattoos? Not yet.8:Want any tattoos? Yes.  I have 3 planned out. plus ideas for 2 more.9:Got any piercings? Just my ears10:Want any piercings? Not really11:Best friend?  I have many.  Best friend is like a level of friendship, not just one person.12:Relationship status?  Single as always13:Biggest turn ons? Smiles and laughter.  Soft touches.14:Biggest turn offs? Condescension…. and smoking.15:Favorite movie? That is an impossible question and I refuse to answer.16:I’ll love you if…  you’re kind and nice and funny and strong and thoroughly yourself.17:Someone you miss? Many people but as always my mother.18:Most traumatic experience?  Losing my mother at 14.  Nothing will ever come close to that.19:A fact about your personality:   I don’t know…. I’m an enigma.20:What I hate most about myself? That I let myself miss out on things that I want because of self-doubt.21:What I love most about myself?  That I try my hardest to be the kindest person I can.22:What I want to be when I get older?  Happy.23:My relationship with my sibling(s)? I love my brother with my whole heart.  He is hilarious and wonderful.  He is annoying sometimes but our relationship is great.24:My relationship with my parent(s)?  My dad is awesome.  He is pretty much the only person I talk to on the phone.  Like an actual phone call. I love him very much.  As a side note he is always willing to take in stray people that don’t have good relationships with their family. He gets really really mad when he hears stories about bad parents.  Like really mad.25:My idea of a perfect date?  Good Food.  Good Drink.  Good Conversation.  And doing something weird but fun.   26:My biggest pet peeves? Whistling, I hate when people whistle most of the time.  It gives me a headache.27:A description of the girl/boy I like:  I don’t really have a crush right now… so they are non existent28:A description of the person I dislike the most:  I’m assuming this is someone i know in real life.  Well there is this girl i know from home who was really mean to me, but everyone loved her for some reason and that was super extra aggravating.  Then she went to the same college as me and i couldn’t escape her.  And now she has this like perfect life with her high school sweetheart (who is a wonderful guy)… He proposed in Italy and then she went dress shopping at kleinfelds.  Its really annoying.29:A reason I’ve lied to a friend:  Many reasons.  I was embarrassed, I was ashamed, I didnt want to burden them with whatever it was.  Another friend asked me not to tell anyone.  Same reasons you lie to anyone.30:What I hate the most about work/school?  Dealing with people.31:What your last text message says? ‘ok sounds good. Ill let you know what my eta for leaving is in about an hour, Going to try and do some work super fast. We shall see how this goes :)’  My roommate is trying to figure out if she can make it to trivia.32:What words upset me the most?  Hateful ones.33:What words make me feel the best about myself? When people tell me they are proud of me.34:What I find attractive in women?  Ugh all the things. 35:What I find attractive in men?  Again all the things.  And really for both of these things it depends on the person.36:Where I would like to live?  In a nice little house near where I am now.37:One of my insecurities?  Biggest one is probably my weight cause society is stupid and infected my brain with stupid ideas.38:My childhood career choice? Totally wanted to be a bartender.  But i think thats cause i loved the movie Coyote Ugly and I had a crush on Piper Perabo that I didnt understand39:My favorite ice cream flavor?  Coffee Coffee Buzz Buzz Buzz40:Who wish I could be? I mean i want to be me. But like me but less anxious and more successful and more confident.41:Where I want to be right now?   On an island in a mediterranean42:The last thing I ate?  Sushi for lunch.43:Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately?   Fuckin’ Jason Mamoa man44:A random fact about anything: There is a plate with a picture of shirley temple painted on it in a drawer in my living room.

I LOVE YOU TOO!!!! <333333

I’ve never had the urge to be remembered for all time or for some great accomplishment.  I just want to be remembered by people that loved me.  I want to be remembered as kind and good.  I want people to remember my laugh and my smile.  I kinda just want people to think that I made their life a little happier.

dude I have one, and only one, house rule and it is that there are NO ouija allowed. NONE. NOT ONE. 

That’s it then.  This is the end of an era.Today marks the end of your 10 year relationship with Ryan Seacrest and his awkward and almost-not-really endearing small talk.  No more will you shake your head and say ‘Oh Ryan, Oh No’  when he tells a joke that the person he is interviewing doesn’t quite understand.  No more will you delight in jokes about his small stature. No more will you marvel at the fact that even after all this time, he still can’t hold a conversation like a normal human being. No more Renée.  No more.

I LOVE YOU RENÉE!!  1: Do you have a crush at the moment?Not really.  There are some people I could like... maybe.  I dont know.  And I have feelings that won’t go away NO MATTER WHAT I DO!  THE BASTARDS!10: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?At this point in time I don’t think I would want a serious relationship.  I need to get my shit together and then think about that.  And plus I’m 25.  Now is the time for my slutty 20-something years....... Though really if I met the right person I would definitely want a serious relationship.21: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?Depends on the people and the relationship.  But I’d say yes.56: Have you ever "destroyed" a relationship?Yea. Unfortunately. 58: Are you the "dominant" or the "submissive" part in a relationship?Oh how naughty Renée ;) haha But for real...umm.... I am extremely accommodating and I tend to like to do things for other people so that kind of lends itself to the “submissive” but I don’t like that.  Truthfully I wouldn’t call myself one or the other.   Unless we are talking about in the bedroom, but you’ll never find out which one :D

Pretty much any non-popular olympic sport, and my grandmother never ever roots for the US