#thisbruh

P.S. your my favorite zora

There is no need to be nervous, my friend! I am incredibly grateful to have received your message—with the Shiekah Slate's unfortunate demise, I've been rather out of touch!

My figure has expanded very much since my last update, and, again, I've had to get my attire resized to compensate. I hardly mind—I have a substantial throne to fill, after all—though I struggle to wield my Lightscale Trident as proficiently as I once did. My center has fallen so far forward now that I struggle to balance, and this vast expanse of flesh seems to sway unpredictably as I shift my footing. However, with training, I will surely come to live by the trident once more!

Luckily, due in no small part to Link's adorable, doting tendencies, life has been fairly calm. On the softer side of things, I find my ever-expanding body to be delightful!

However, and although I know there is no shame in having a large frame, I feel somewhat remiss that my waistline exceeds that of my widest Goron friends. I have been (jokingly) assured that I'm "the softest water bed in the Domain," by Link, which I found so hilarious I nearly lost my breath!

My appetite—which Link will effortlessly fill at any chance he gets—is larger than it's ever been! Each recipe he learns requires thorough tasting, after all, and my tongue never tires from it all! My stomach, on the other hand, is filled completely after every meal. Link knows just how much I can eat!