#this won't end well...

Sure, there was that ONE TIME with Tikki, but I knew where she was and got her back, on my OWN, the SAME DAY. But no, Chat can’t possibly be bothered to be responsible enough to keep tabs on the Kwami of Calamity and Destruction, and now I’m having to put up with the little sour-puss calling me the Sticky-Fingered Stalker and teasing me about being the “true god of disaster”…I mean, come on, I only tripped in front of Adrien, like, twice yesterday-- And speaking of—how DARE that little hell beast come in my home and start hurling accusations! I didn’t rescue his fuzzy butt to be judged! It’s not like I have THAT many pictures of Adrien up and the only thing I took from Adrien’s bag this time was HIM so--- and besides, HE’S the real thief, he was going to steal Adrien’s lunch! He’s already so thin… Tikki has been trying to keep the little pest off my back, but he… HE’S GOT MY PHONE—

This won't end well...

“You sound like my father ‘I’m not a dude’... I don’t mean it like that, just like... how someone would say ‘Hey friend!’ I just like to say ‘dude’ instead! Make more sense?”

This won't end well...

Felicity: I put some poison joke in Harmony’s shampoo. Probably a bad idea, but, let’s just see how this turns out. ^^‘

Does Arthur EVER treat Merlin like a friend and equal? Or is this just five seasons of Arthur being an ever-lovin'-jackass towards him more times than not? Because honestly, I love their UST...but Arthur you are REALLY starting to piss me off.