#this is?

Yeah, All-Stars by Smash Mouth like from Shrek but more like:

Hey now, you're an-

Wait, who the fuck are you?

Alucard: I have seen deer run before...

Tony, not even looking up: “I swear to God, Pete, if you’re about to give me another meta-analysis on the plot of The Incredibles—,”

Peter: “No! It’s not—I mean, it is kind of amazing that a movie for children brings to light the moral debate surrounding superheroes and their role in the world, and it’s especially relevant now, after the Accords—,”

Tony: “Kid.”

Peter: “Right. Epiphany. So I was just thinking about how your ship name is Pepperony—,”

Tony, incredulous: “Excuse me, did you just say ship name?”

Peter: “It’s like your celebrity couple name. Think Brangelina. Or Kimye.”

Tony: “I can’t believe the word Brangelina just came out of your mouth unironically. Isn’t that a little before your time?”

Peter, rolling his eyes: “Focus, Mr. Stark. You’re missing my point.”

Tony, rolling his eyes right back: “Oh, forgive me, I wasn’t aware you had a point. I thought you were just trying to slowly and surely kill my remaining braincells.”

Peter, glaring: “Anyway, my point is this: if your ship name is Pepperony...,”

Peter now grinning stupidly: “Does that make you my paparony?”

Tony:

Tony, deadpan: “Go to bed.”

Peter, pouting: “But it’s not even eleven—,”

Tony: “Nope. Straight to bed, do not pass go, do not collect $200. You’ve officially massacred my last two braincells. I hope you’re proud of yourself.”