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AU Beast Peak Lord! SY.

SY doesn't fully remember his previous life. But if there's one thing he remembers vividly, it's the fate of his martial brother, Shen Qingqiu.

The rest of the Peak Lords have no idea what's going on in his head. SY usually wears shabby or dirty robes; he probably doesn't even bother buying luxurious robes because they'd get ruined by the beasts he studies.

He's probably a good Shizun just out of enthusiasm; half the time none of the disciples know what he's talking about, but they don't want to interrupt him. And he's undoubtedly writing his own bestiary as a kind of thesis, just for fun. This AU has a ShiYuan ending, I think. The Shixiong SQQ is definitely intrigued by his disastrous shidi.

FREAKY NIKKI from OBSESSION drawn comic book style.

❤︎Synopsis: Asking a bizarre question or saying while being in the middle of doing it...

★Content may include; FemaleNonMC(as per usual), absolutely Crack/Comedy cause like that's my main thing, also a tiny bit smut?.

C/N: You might be asking...Why am I like this? I honestly don't know😮‍💨 random thoughts just come and yea...

Anyways have fun! First episode of little moments with the LADS and this is the one you'll get introduced to🕴️also this isn't part of any series but this is individual! Meaning if you're with Rafayel, you're only with Rafayel. Yea no polylads in this😞

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Qi Yu | Rafayel

Rafayel was kissing down your neck, hands roaming around your body while he whispered the most filthiest words you've ever heard come out of someone. You were aroused, he was aroused. You were both in the middle of it when suddenly a random thought came while you blurted it outloud.

"Rafay....Do you think I sound like an old grandma sometimes when I moan?" You stared down at him, Rafayel stopped as he looked at you as if you'd grown two- actually screw that four heads.

"Sweetheart...What are you talking about right now?" Rafayel looked bewildered at this, never in his hundreds of years of being a fish had he ever heard someone say something so random while being in the moment.

"Don't know....I remember our sessions sometimes and when I moaned I kinda sound like I cracked my back or something..." You didn't seem to be insecure or anything is what Rafayel heard and saw, more so just thinking and wondering.

Rafayel sighed heavily while a small smile makes its way up on his lips, pinching your cheek he grumbled, a thought coming into mind at your words, something he wishes not to acknowledge. "You and your random thoughts...No you do not sound like a grandma, you sound divine...Now shush it..."

Rafayel dived back in and began placing marks on your collarbones as you let out a shaky sigh while he moves his other hand down and cups your mound, middle finger gliding in between your folds as his ring and index fingers spreads you open making you groan loudly before stopping once more.

"Oh my seas, I do sound like a grandma-" You uttered in pure disbelief while Rafayel just whined, the image he was trying to push aside invading his mind.

"No you don't! Now stop saying that cause I'm actually starting to visualize a grandma being beneath me and it's NOT okay!"

Xia Yizhou | Caleb

You were on top of Caleb, the two of you feeling undeniably turned on. Your legs spread while hovering over him as Caleb sat still on your shared bed, hands on your hips while guiding you towards his cock. Despite feeling turned on, you couldn't help but feel a bit conscious. Like very so.

Sex was weird sometimes, the positions especially in your opinion or how some people move. Now in one of those positions, you looked down at Caleb who was very focused, clearly in the zone and his eyes lazer focused on your glistening cunt hovering over his tip.

"Caleb...Do I look like a frog right now?" You asked, suddenly and randomly.

Caleb snapped out of his daze while his brows furrowed before letting out a snort at your bizarre question. "Baby what kind of a question is that?...In the middle of..." Caleb motions the situation. "This? You're asking me that? Of all things?"

"I can't help it!...Sometimes I imagine what it looks like without the fog of desire and stuff...but really though do I look like a frog?" You whined before asking again, gently slapping his chest while Caleb just giggles, gently caressing your side.

"Yes you do but... you're like a sexy frog..." Caleb cooed, his eyebrows wiggling while he smirked leaning in to give your forehead a kiss. "Now focus...and soothe this feeling inside of us, I'm getting impatient..."

You stared at him while he stared back up at you with a smile and pleading gaze, thinking you were gonna push away those cute and silly thoughts aside for now but....

"So you're into frogs?" You asked dumbfounded, Caleb just lets out a sigh while he chuckled, his lips into a pout while he whines.

"Nooo...You know what I meant!"

Shen Xinghui | Xavier

You were on all fours with Xavier slowly making love with you from the back, whimpering softly against your ear. You gripped the sheets tightly while you leaned down, losing your strength while you tried to get back to consciousness wanting to remember everything and not just remember little bits of it. That was your first mistake.

Your brain was a wild one, in a silly way, you couldn't help it sometimes with how crazy they get. Like specifically right now, unable to hold it back while you pant softly. "Xavi..."

Xavier just hummed softly against your ear, face buried against your neck. Letting you know he's listening. "In this position...I kinda feel like spiderman, you...ngh...know?...climbing the walls...ah...but like with my back arched..."

Xavier just hummed once more, he was honestly used to it cause it happened more than 4 times already, nodding gently while you held onto the sheets tighter. Your cunt clenching around him as he hits your sweet spot, Xavier groans and places a kiss on your shoulder blade.

"Whatever you say, honey...whatever you say..."

Li Shen | Zayne

Zayne had you bent over his desk, his back facing the door of his office while you were spread out for him. His cock slowly glides in and out of you, his moans pretty and sweet. You moaned, so full and taken. This was supposed to be sweet, a reward for you considering you'd been giving him so much lately.

By that he means the sweets you'd find, you two are dessert addicts although you don't get any tooth aches like he does however. He secretly envies you for it and you know it.

Zayne's pants down just below his hanging below his ass, your heels digging against the soft flesh. You were supposed to be engaged and in a trance due to the feeling of pleasure but your mind had to send you a message. An unruly one at that...

You looked up at him, biting your lower lip while Zayne just leans down thinking you want a kiss as you open your mouth. The words coming out of your mouth made him freeze.

"Zayne...what if someone accidentally walks in and...sees your booty out in the open?...." You blinked slowly while Zayne just stared at you with a stoic expression before straightening up and lifting up his pants, his cock still out though.

"Now they won't...Seriously, darling...Why do you..." Zayne sighed while he just looked down at you, seeing that innocent and confused expression on your face thinking you didn't just make him feel a bit...soft down there from just thinking about one of his colleagues walking in and seeing his...yea...while he was busy with you.

"Nevermind..."

Qin Che | Sylus

You moaned, head leaning back against the pillows while Sylus was balls deep inside your cunt. Hovering over your body, caging you in as you scratched his back, leaving red lines. You stared up at him with teary eyes, his brows furrowed and focused. He leans his head down, gently taking one of your nipples in his mouth.

You whimpered, head facing to the side where the mirror was placed. Staring at it and seeing how big Sylus was covering you fully. His cock too deep that it should've made your mind blank right?...right?

Erk! Wrong!

Your eyes squinted at the sight, seeing how you were moving beneath Sylus's body who looked divine but...the way you two were moving made your eyes squint. You shakingly glanced down at Sylus who looks up at you, his eyes glowing red against the dim lighting.

"S-sy..." You moaned, he shifted a bit spreading your legs wider while he plunges himself almost too deep into your cervix making your eyes roll back, briefly forgetting what you're about to say.

"Yes, princess?...Do you want more? Harder? Faster? Deeper?..." His voice deep and gentle while suckling on your nipple, you pant softly while glancing down at him with squinted eyes. "H-hmm...It's just that...I saw ourselves in the mirror..." Sylus raised a brow, glancing on the side where the mirror was placed before looking back at you with a smirk, pulling away from your nipple with a pop as he spoke, stilled his movements and grinds into you instead.

"Do you want me to fuck you while facing the-" Before he could even finish you cut him off with a shaky statement that makes him look at you completely dumbfounded. "We move like rocking chairs...Like one rocking chair on top and one below...I didn't know that's possible..." Sylus stared down at you, his brows furrowed before he reached out to flicker your forehead, making you whine and pout as you immediately covered it with your hand.

"What was that for?" You glared at him, truly soooo frightening while Sylus just smirked at you. "That's for saying nonsense when we're in the middle of something important...you and your brain..." Sylus sighed, a small chuckle coming out of him. Pure endearment towards you while he leans down to remove your hands from your forehead as he places a kiss on top of where he flickered his finger at.

"If you're still able to think about such things...then I'm probably doing something wrong...Hold on tight, princess...It's gonna be a wild ride..."

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C/N: I'm sorry y'all, Lowk couldn't help myself with how these ended😹 I had fun, I was debating on whether I'd do the booty hanging out in the open for Sylus or Zayne, in the end I chose Zayne🏃‍♀️ lowk it would be fun to see them react if NonMC did ask them all that. Rafayel would probably look at you horrified, Caleb would shake his head in disbelief, Xavier would just pull his pants up quietly and Sylus would definitely look at you unamused, kekeke...

I hope I can make y'all laugh right now...cause angst...the inevitable will be coming soon..on the cinemas🧘‍♀️ I'll let y'all be on edge however🏃‍♀️ anyways thank you for reading!

Simon: Good idea.

Grace: Uh- what-? You want me to-? Why-? Okay- okay uh-

Grace: Okay so can you tell me why now-? Simon where are you going?

Continuation of this post <3

@jellyfishoreo1206 for you buddy. I had fun making this <3 now pray that your choice wins!!!