there was an old dumbass who spat out big lies

idky he spat out big lies perhaps, xx’xx xxx

that’s when the old dumbass whipped out his cheap marker he smeared it and stretched it to make the storm darker

he pulled out his marker to cover up his lies idky he spat out big lies perhaps, xx’xx xxx

there was an old dumbass fake hair like a hat he wore it like that to try and distract

he wore fake hair like a bright orange hat to cover up when he whipped out his cheap marker and spat big lies

idky he spat out big lies perhaps, xx’xx xxx

beyond this crack pot shit song I made up...