Azula Ship Challenge: Day 4 - Bad Joke
OTP: Sokkla ; BroTP: Azula + Gaang
Rated: T
The red standards flew in the air along with the blue ones. Horses charged without any restraint, weapons shining in each warriorâs hands. Resistance was futile: every military unit was being wiped out systematically by the powerful siege weapons that tore down buildings, walls and guard towers. Nothing could slow down the destruction of an entire civilization, as the winds of conquest swept by. Time was running out already, but the untimely demise of the Japanese civilization could not be slowed, not when all their castles and samurai had been slainâŚ
âUgh! I quit!â Toph shouted, throwing her hands up in the air. Suki groaned.
âCome on, just a little further, we have resourcesâŚ!â
âTheyâll have wiped out our buildings before we can do a damn thing. Leave it be! Quit and let them celebrate already!â
Suki sighed and resigned from the game, and on cue, the red and blue team started their mandatory celebration, laughing and kissing as the rest of the competition sighed in defeat.
âWell, you should be glad you guys were the last to fall, if anything,â Katara told Toph and Suki, pouting.
âYeah, well, your team was very easy to target once we realized Aang had no military forces,â Sokka laughed at Katara, with Azulaâs arms still around his neck.
âWe are most grateful for that, Aang,â she said, smirking at the bald, defeated boy who scowled a little at her. âA population limit of two hundred, and you made a hundred and eighty villagers⌠did you just want to be wiped out, really?â
âWell, as much as he only had villagers, at least he wasnât the first to fall. Next time weâre not getting paired with Zuko,â Toph pouted. Zuko jumped.
âHey! I was working just as hard as everyone else here!â Zuko exclaimed, blushing.
âZuko, you know as well as everyone else that your strategy skills were, uh⌠lacking,â Suki said, eyes wide. Azula snorted.
âPoor, innocent Zuzu, too unprepared, too lacking to practice the art of war on Age of EmpiresâŚâ she snickered. Zuko huffed and glared at her.
âShut up. That jokeâs not nearly as good as you think it is,â he grunted.
âWell, the bad joke of the day really is the whole lot of you, Iâd say. Beating you didnât even take an hour,â Azula smirked. Sokka chuckled next to her.Â
âIn all fairness, Azula, weâre just too smart for them to handle,â he said. Azula sighed in agreement.
âIndeed. Whatever they may do, thereâs no contest against us,â she said, with a contented smile. âWe ought to invite Ty Lee and Mai the next time.â
âOh? Think they might be better competition?â Sokka asked, squeezing her shoulder gently. Azula snorted.
âNo, I simply want more people to crush,â she said. He laughed again.
âYouâre unbelievable,â he whispered, kissing her cheek.
âI donât know whatâs more gross about the two of you, your displays of affection or your teamwork,â Toph growled, shaking her head. âMaybe a mix of both.â
Sokka only smiled proudly at his girlfriend and she gave him one of her trademark smirks too. Too often their displays of affection were over the top, just to make their friends uncomfortable, but the teamwork was something they took pride of beyond most anything else about their relationship.
It was to be expected for them to pull off such remarkable victories over their friends, seeing as they had spent the better part of two years playing games together, even before they were dating. Before they knew who the other was, too.
But while they loved playing in Dannan, they had other games they rather enjoyed, too. And Age of Empires, a game of strategic warfare, was certainly one of their favorites.
While Sokka and Azula usually spent most their free time alone together, this weekend was different. After Toph had badgered them enough about wanting to play with them, Sokka and Azula finally had decided that the best game they could play with her was Age of Empires, rather than Dannan. Yet Toph suffered from the obvious problem regarding games: she couldnât see. So that had brought her to ask her friends if any of them wanted to help her play against the gamer pair, and that had stirred everyoneâs curiosity quite a bit. Katara was the first to volunteer, but Toph had decided to pick Suki as her proxy instead, as she was more likely to listen to Tophâs orders, instead of stubbornly doing whatever she thought was best.
The conversation had caught Zuko and Aangâs interest too, and in the end, everyone had showed up that Saturday with their respective laptops, ready to install and play the game. Sokka and Azula hadnât been expecting such a turnout, but they were far from displeased: it would be much more fun with more players.
They set up their computers in Sokkaâs living room, some of them sitting on the couches, others with the computers on the coffee table. After a quick rundown of how to play, they had set up the first game between them all: a seven-player game, where Sokka and Azula had comprised the red-and-blue team, Katara and Aang had been the yellow-and-turquoise one, and Zuko had joined Suki and Tophâs unit, playing as the orange-and-green team.
Sending two teams of rookies against two experienced players could only result in total annihilation. And the pair responsible for such a feat were clearly quite proud of themselves.
âYou know, we just need practice,â said Katara, scowling at Azula. âWeâre going to be much stronger eventually and then weâll fight evenly, you know we will.â
âSay what you will, I think weâll have the upper hand no matter what,â said Azula, smirking proudly.
âOnly because youâre paired with each other,â said Suki, shaking her head. âYou two have been working together for ages now, of course youâd know how to beat everyone else at this game.â
âYeah, I bet youâd stop being so smug if you got paired with Zuko instead,â said Toph, smirking.
âUh, possibly, but really, even Zuzu canât be so bad that heâd cause me to lose,â said Azula, shaking her head. âIâd still win.â
âAre you sure?â Aang chimed in, with a small smirk of his own. âEven⌠if Sokkaâs in the opposite team?â
Those words were the first to make Sokka and Azula tense up in the entire day. They frowned, looking at Aang with uncertainty.
âIâm just sayingâŚâ he said, but Katara stepped forward and looked at them with amusement.
âHeâs suggesting something really good, actually,â she said, with amusement. âHow well would you two fare against each other, instead of being on the same team, for a change?â
âThat⌠is a terrible idea,â said Sokka, looking at his sister pointedly. âIt might end up being a twelve-hour game, or soâŚâ
âOh, I think watching you two destroy each other will be well worth twelve hours,â said Katara, with amusement.
âWell, unless theyâre scared of doing it because, you know, they might break up because of it?â said Toph, smirking and shrugging. âSeeing how competitive they both areâŚâ
âPlease,â said Sokka, rolling his eyes. âWe wouldnât break up over something like this, of course we wouldnât. Right?â
He looked at Azula, but she remained silent, a thoughtful look on her eyes. Sokkaâs eyes widened and he nudged her with his elbow.
âRight?!â
âUh, heh? Depends on how the fight goes, reallyâŚâ Azula said, with a dry grin. Sokkaâs jaw dropped.
âSay what?!â
The others laughed at Sokkaâs response. Azula simply shrugged apologetically.
âWhat can I say? I donât like losing and I know neither do you, but one of us is going to lose anywaysâŚâ she said. Sokka snorted, in disbelief.
âFine then,â he said, shaking his head and standing up. Azula watched him as he picked up his laptop.
Her eyes followed him as he moved to sit opposite to her, their tilted screens in light contact. He fixed her with a steady gaze, to the brim with determination. Soon enough Azula smirked.
âWell, then⌠weâre doing this for real?â she asked. Sokka nodded.
âYou bet we are. Though if you want to break up after I kick your ass, well, I wonât stop you, but I wouldâve thought you wouldnât be such a sore loserâŚâ he smirked, as he started setting up the game. It was Azulaâs turn to laugh in disbelief.
âAh, well, if youâre so confident, I do hope you wonât come crying to me once I make you bite my dust,â she said, shaking her head as she leaned forward towards her computer too.
On cue, everyone else gathered behind the two players of this round, filled with perverse curiosity. Zuko and Katara drifted to Sokkaâs side, while Suki, Aang and Toph moved towards Azulaâs. Yet neither of the competitors took much notice to how the groups had distributed. They were too busy trying to intimidate each other before their battle.
âIâm picking the Byzantines,â Sokka declared. Azula smirked.
âGood luck. My Spanish shall blow you to smithereens,â she said. He scoffed.
âYou canât break the best civilization of the game with a few guns, I thought you already knew that,â he said, shaking his head. âBut I suppose Gilded Fire has always put too much faith in firearmsâŚâ
She laughed again and looked at him with skepticism. Sokka smirked back at her, his mouse hovering over the button to start the fight.
âReady?â he asked. She smirked.
âTo write your epitaph? Afraid so. You were loved dearly, Sokka,â she said, mockingly. He couldnât help but laugh again before starting the battle with one click.
It had been a brutal, fierce fight. The Nomad mode of the game was harsh, and without their awareness, they had set up camp far too close to each other. Battles had ensued, conflicts had arisen, but Sokka had been able to respond well at first. He built up a strong army, with large groups of priests that quite often converted Azulaâs units and caused quite a lot of trouble for her.
Yet as Sokka took three relics for himself, Azula took the last two. And where Sokka walled himself in his territory, while also seeking to destroy Azulaâs initial base, she set up a new base elsewhere, and waited patiently, quietly. The red soldiers were building their strengths, and she focused on developing all the technology she needed to fight back, even as Sokka frequently sought to siege her new base. But it wasnât enough. Not even his best units could tear through the full defenses of Azulaâs own walled territories.
After a few scouting missions that he couldnât stop, she found his monastery. And with a massive army of paladins, conquistadors and trebuchets, she tore through his lands without breaking a sweat and destroyed his army, along with his every military building. Just as she was stealing the relics from his fallen monastery, the unsurprising message had blinked in her screen: Sokka had surrendered.
âWoah! That was amazing!â Toph shouted, laughing and patting Azulaâs shoulder. Suki had narrated everything for her as it happened. âDamn, you kicked his ass!â
Sokka groaned and dropped his head on the keyboard as even Zuko and Katara went around the table to congratulate the winner. Azula was beaming with pride, hearing them recount the most impressive of her tactics.
âSo wait, she had already set up elsewhere on that area while Sokka was busy wrecking her first base?â Katara asked, impressed. As she had been at Sokkaâs side, she hadnât seen any of what Azula was doing.
âI donât know how she did it, but she did it,â said Aang, with an amazed laugh. âThough he almost got her at a few pointsâŚâ
âHeâs good at quick responses,â said Azula, smiling fondly at her sulking boyfriend. âBut itâs hard to outdo me when it comes to long-term plans, and he knew that. He tried to strike first to stop me from doing what I did, but⌠it was too late already.â
âYeah, wellâŚâ said Sokka, grimacing and lifting his head only to bow towards her. âGood game, good gameâŚâ
âWhy, thank you,â said Azula, smirking. âThough you ought to address me with more respect, now, SokkaâŚâ
âHuh?â he said, raising an eyebrow. Her smirk only widened as he grimaced. âWhat, you donât want me to call you empress or something, do youâŚ?â
âShe did win at the Age of EmpiresâŚâ Aang said innocently. Azula laughed as Sokka snorted.
âHeh, well, fine, Iâll humor you,â he said, with narrow eyes. âEmpress Azula⌠conqueror of my heart!â
âOh god, Sokka!â Katara groaned, as Toph made a face of disgust. The others laughed while Azula blushed but smiled, shaking her head at him.
âWhat? Itâs still true, I wasnât going to break up with her because she beat me!â he said, beaming proudly.
âYou should kick his ass again, Azula, please.â said Katara. âMake him stop being so corny.â
âIf you want me to, gladly,â said Azula, smirking at Sokka. âWhatâs it going to be now? Fortress? ArenaâŚ?â
âTeam Islands,â Sokka said, with a raised eyebrow. Azula tensed up.
âN-no, you canâtâŚâ
âOh, yeah, I can,â he said, with a proud smirk.
She wasnât very good at maps with water. Sokka was far too talented in them, better suited for water-based warfare than anything else. But she couldnât falter. She shouldnât.
âFine. Fine,â she said, raising her hands before glancing at everyone else. âWell? Are you lot going to join in this time, or not?â
âWoah, are we?â Aang asked, looking at Sokka with unease. âI thought you two were going to have it out againâŚâ
âOh, we can. On opposing teams,â said Sokka, smirking.
âHuh, well, then Iâll join Sokka this time,â said Zuko, beaming. Sokka tensed up.
âHeh? Donât you want to join Azula insteadâŚ?â
âOh no, you keep Zuko, Iâll take Aang,â said Azula, smiling as Aang jumped to his computer. Katara looked at Toph and Suki.
âSo I guess weâre going together this time?â she asked. Toph smirked and Suki nodded in approval.
âLetâs do this!â Toph exclaimed.
Their day was drifting by rather quickly, but the group of friends were far too entertained to notice the passage of time. As much as they spent most their time bickering through their games, this experience only seemed to bring all of them closer together.













