I think when the first batch of dhampir kids become teens AA realizes to his horror he sired the perfect vampire hunters, and his rebellious teenagers keep ruining his plans for world domination…but the boning is too good so he and Tav keeps having kids.
With all his rebellious kids running around and ruining his plans and his wife jumping his bones every chance she gets, his evil plans keep getting thwarted like Wile E. Coyote in Looney Tunes. Boning the ascendant is apparently saving Faerûn.
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I'm really loving this idea of Tav keeping AA in line by offering pussy whenever he starts acting up












