#this happened.

answered random ask; @qapsiel

They say gods bleed ichor— gilded blood. And gods can only be harmed by immortal weapons.

Arthur’s ears ring as he stares at the liquid gold weeping for Merlin’s stomach, it glows in the dim morning with its own light and trails down Excalibur’s blade like water.

He can’t feel his hands, they buzz and tremble. Arthur thinks his chest is heaving, maybe he’s crying, but all he can see is gold swimming behind his eyes and searing into his memories. Blue meets world-burning gold and all he can think of—

As temperatures dropped before zero, as they longed for home, the Nazi wives complained we did not let them freeze to death in their cars.

So, they called ICE.

How to (accidentally) start beef with Kris: a tutorial

Step one: Show him affection and appreciation.

“man i gotta turn my brightness down”

“‘ship with’ why do you— yknow what no im not gonna judge. fell i guess? thats just kustard+ but wow do i have no clue otherwise”

“don’t look now cos im definitely not lookin up animals associated with flowers. uh. ooh ladybugs yeah, he does remind me of a ladybug.”

“dang am i always this unhelpful? anyway thanks for the ask ill say hi if i see the guy”