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Just imagine the horror felt across the galaxy when it's made public that the Jedi Order's Slutty Chaos Gremlin is maybe doing more than being slutty with the GAR's Slutty Chaos Gremlin! If Echo is around for this (he is), he's immediately getting plastered when he finds out. He's put up with Fives' bullshit for their entire lives, and from the rumors he's heard about Master Vos, Echo is going to need to find Kix and inquire about those really bad medical procedures from way back, he thinks he heard them called lobotomies? Echo will never know inner peace, because Fives can't even give him outer peace.