teeheeā! here comes thinkingdaughterās favorite hobbyācheesing over fictional men! ( о“ā`о )
i just cant help it, i love these fictional men so much and i equally love the author or writer, whoever made them, too. my dream in life is to be able to kiss their asses to thank them for creating my eternal boyfriends. even if the fandom, the author, and i too, dies, they will forever live on in my consciousnessā favorite haven. <3
right now, my current hyperfixationāif it isnāt obvious enough alreadyāis Saiki K. having the type of greed they talk about in the bible in my heart, i dated every male characters there in my head (yes, even Nendou) but i DO have two current favorite bfs!
of course heās number one, heās literally the main character and the first hot guy iāve seen in the series. jk i love him the most out of everyone because oooh i have SOOOO much to talk about when it comes to him, but i love every part of him. his powers, his flaws, his traits, down to his emotionally constipated or pathetically simping over an average dude side, i love everything about him. need i remind you all (not that any of you might realize) but each time i made a post about him i tagged #kusuokisser because⦠well, i am! \\\Ł©(ą¹`^Ā“ą¹)Ū¶//ļ¼ļ¼
thereās just something so inherently adorable about him. even those awkward standing poses he does in the background, the way he thought he was nonchalant but is actually, possibly, just another anxiously awkward teenager, heās just too cute!!! i think he might be on the spectrum, and i believe many others also thinks this way especially if they read the manga because heās just so⦠silly⦠but its alright i love that autistic man. āŖ(Ā“Īµļ½ )
i feel like manga saiki is so much cuter and rounder and softer too, like look at him??? i could easily put him in my pockets and carry him around. who cares if i accidentally sit on him, he has superstrength anyway! (>__<°)
oh but of course! how can we forget! heās so!!! soso sooo so handsome!!!!!!!!!! i rarely use the word āhandsomeā, i donāt know why it feels different than using the word āattractiveā which i can easily throw around to even a triangle head guy, but i wont hesitate to call saiki kusuo handsome. yes, full government name, because im being fully serious. he has this boyish charm? but still sharp in the best way possible. he could be the coolest person ever and still be called cute (by me). i thank god every day that the author of this manga was alive to create such a masterpiece of a characterā¦
story-wise, his character development is beautiful. the way he went from calling himself the unhappiest boy alive, hating his friends, thinking his powers are a burden, to end up genuinely caring for his friends, and coming to terms to being a psychic⦠oh, you donāt understand how happy i am when heās happy. i want him to be forever happy. ā”
with me. in my bed. with our 7 kids. teehee.
okay now how can we forget our favorite ex-delinquent, possibly a criminal on the run, goody-two-shoes-pretending Aren?? i donāt think people had a big enough reaction when he appeared, whereās mariah carey belting in front of the classroom about giving him her all just to be with him? whereās the editors with the most, shamelessly diabolical edits of him to cupcakke songs? whereās the clippers putting a 0.2 seconds clip of a 500x zoomed in of him in the corner, as long as he was in the frame anyway??
as a matter of fact, where was the girls in the PK Academy??? he was canonically the best looking one in the friend group, heās strong, muscular, cutesy, tries to act like an innocent āgoody-goodyā but ended up making a fool of himself, sometimes picks up the wrong social cues and ended up smashing the wall over a single eye contact, and once again, cute??? i fear if i were there, he wouldnāt have peace. like, ever.
sure, he may have unsorted anger issues, foul mouth, a bit too easy to raise his handāin an abusive way, picks fights everywhere he goes, quite harsh, vandalized, participated in violence (serial), can easily beat people upāincluding me, his nickname being a literal murder weapon, allegedly have brutally murdered a cop, has ties with gangs and the back alley, committed other crimes as well, but so what?? heās just a cutesy teenage boy!! actually, heās my cutesy teenage boy!!!ļ¼ā§āā¦ļ¼
anyway, i seriously donāt understand how he can be so underrated in the anime AND in the fandom, i wouldāve actually sent him a real love letter. despite all his past thatās a bit⦠um, brutal, to say the least, he tries really hard to reform and become a normal high schooler. even if he fails. and heās arguably the kindest one there too! he earnestly wants to study and live an honest life, how is that not cute to you???? one of the reason why i fell in love with him is because he has a good sense of leadership according to season 2 episode 6 (yes, i remember the exact episode bcs im so in love with him there). the way he calmly delegates everyone to their tasks and leads the team, fires everyone upā¦
oh, and heās really handsome, teehee. i need him in such a horrendous way it might set feminism back a hundred years guys⦠sorry not sorry. :p
and the MOST IMPORTANT part, he has good morals and values. he still has lots more than this, but these three views are what i love the most from him. he keeps his promises, respects women, and only has eyes for one woman in his life, meaning that heād never cheat or be abusive to his girl. hearing those words spoken out of him, just who wouldnāt fall in love? be realistic here. he truly deserves a real love letter, iād write a ten-page one for him. shameless, idc!!
but lowkey he isnāt getting to 21 with no kids with how passionate he was, he literally was ready to drop out to marry a girl⦠(Ā“ą¼ąŗ¶ą½¼Ļą¼ąŗ¶ą½¼`) and iāll definitely be the mother of his children.
Anyways⦠(scratches head)
now that i finished writing down what i love about them (not all, itād be too long), i just realized how similar they are LMAO. i think in short, iād love to have a handsome man with glasses whoās kind-hearted, a gentleman, but has that cute side that would awaken my maternal instinct. whoopsie, canāt help myself for having a type yall. those types of characters are literally a work of art. (i need more recs). Ź
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