the worms in my head canāt stop filling me with landoscar + retired lando ideas and thatās all @str-481ās drabble fault
canāt stop thinking about a scenario where landoās body starts getting softer and chubbier, a bit of a dad bod actually, after finally being free of diets and mandatory daily and he getting insecure about it, thinking itās just a matter of time until oscar finds someone more prettier, younger, more attractive than him.
obviously, oscar notices that lando starts to behave strangely but he thinks itās just him missing being on action or having trouble adjusting to a less busy life than he was used to. itās only when lando starts making excuses for them to not sleep together, despite he clearly be gagging for it, that oscar gets suspicious that whatās been bothering him might be something deeper than boredom.
when oscar finally manages to make lando to tell him the true reason why heās been distant, after an annoying amount of frustrated tries (because lando can be stubborn as hell when he wants, and his tongue does a mad job as a distraction), that leads to a entire night of body worship and praise.
(with added flavor if itās in omegaverse, omega lando thinking heās past his prime and that heās not attractive enough anymore for oscar to want to have pups with him, while oscar is trying his best to breed him as soon as possible, if only his omega stopped pushing away every time oscar makes mention of getting his clothes offā¦)