“Please don’t put your shoe in your popcorn.”

“No I will not let you shower in the science classroom just because you decided to go swimming in the milk.”

I don't want to do anything tomorrow. I just want to sleep the entire day and pretend that you're here with me. I want to be able to see you, hell I just want to be able to text you. This week has been the longest week of my entire life and I know these next three months will go by just as slow. I just want my missionary to come home.

Yes, hello friends, let me tell you something that happened in my hometown this past week. I live in the small town Seymour, Indiana. A few days ago a police officer freaking CRASHES into the side of a freaking Wendy's while driving wreck less with his buddy in the front seat. Their excuse is that a woman pulled in front of them. How the hell do you drive into a Wendy's because someone pulls out in front of you?! The officer would have had to freaking jump many curbs. I also want to know why the hell the police officer and his buddy didn't get arrested?! If it were one of us we definitely would have been arrested and NOT rushed to the hospital like they were.

ALL I WANT IS SOMEONE TO TOUCH MY BUTT, CUDDLE, AND BUY ME CHINESE FOOD. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?

I remember one time when I was in the 11th grade I was fighting with my guy friend in the cafeteria and I tried to leave. He then put his arms around me and wouldn't let me leave even though I tried to break free and said let go of me. I went to a teacher of mine and complained about it and he told me I needed to go talk to someone and report it. I went to a counselor who told me to go to the principal and the principal told he couldn't do anything about it because I didn't say the word NO.