seen from China
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from South Korea
seen from China
seen from Germany
seen from South Korea
seen from China
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seen from United States
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~college AU anyone?~
Dirk awakes at 8am, the light streaming bright through the curtains of his dorm room. He is made instantly aware of his cell phone going off, the Indiana Jones theme song alerting him to his best bro's call.
He answers, still groggy from the friday night before. "Hello."
"Strider!!!" A whine comes through the other end, followed by a repulsive retching noise.
"Woah, you okay there bro?"
"I ADVENTURED TOO HARD LAST NIGHT!"
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Captain Obvious vs. Bitch Queen of the Universe
Captain Obvious Says "try listening, not preaching, if you want to learn why someone thinks they way they do." Bitch Queen Of The Universe says "oh, you think you're right about everything? *thwack* you're wrong about that too."
Things We Think
We think that if you wear beer-themed swimming trunks, you probably have some rufilin in the pockets.
Things We Think
We think Mother Earth, Mother Jones, Whistler’s Mother and Mother Teresa can’t hold a candle to our mothers. Especially when it comes to Sloppy Joes.
Things We Think
We think Sacha Baron Cohen’s new film ‘The Dictator’ was better when it was called ‘Borat’.
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Things We Think
We think Crystal Pepsi only tastes good if you’re drinking it with some Dunk-a-Roos and watching Tail Spin.
Things We Think
We think Giraldo Rivera was wrong, hoodies aren’t to blame. The article of clothing that is the most dangerous is fishnet stockings- especially if you’re a fish.
