#thick anon

On your birthday you just gotta relax,get comfy, and snuggle up into the lap of your favorite thick anon. Happy birthday Teru.

“Y’all really went lookin’ back that far just to see?”

“Kinda embarrassin’ to think about, but... I do appreciate the sentiment! Eh heheh, I guess there’s somewhat of a plus side in that it don’t make ya the exact same kinda sore as... Shall we say 'earnin’' the good feelin’s, but... Needless to say it gets real overwhelmin’ real quick. Even with as kind as my body is to me in terms of lettin’ me go more’n one round, there’s just no real way to get used to so much.”

“Oh, just usual birthday things! Lotta my friends n’ close family friends come on by the diner to wish me well n’ bake me a cake, lotta my sweethearts gimme presents n’ dote on me, y’know— just usual birthday stuff!”

What a truly illiterate thicko you are to be saying I've made any posts about an unborn child. I literally even said in the tags that it was an ask I'd received before the announcement.

A short thick human walks up to them, nervously as their massive hyper ass bounces up and down

“I just wanted to ask if... you’d like to test me out, I’ve seen how big you can get and I’ve wanted to try it out for a while!”

His ass is about as big as a small car, his asshole big enough to fit a whole man standing up in it, pulsing and opening slightly as he shows it off

“Hmmm?” Peridot wasn’t expecting anyone to see her today so she’s genuinely surprised someone was waltzing into her greenhouse. Of course she’s not upset. Just curious. Turning her attention from plants to person her eyes go wide underneath of her visor.