#they will learn

I hate being friends with normies sometimes because sometimes you’ll get back from testing and when they ask where you were and you explain they pull out the “wait…. Self diagnosed or medically diagnosed…”

I hope you don't mind me asking, but would you mind reposting your foxtrot comic here? It was the one about waking up in the middle of the night, and by the end of it, she was being comforted by her lover. I tried scrolling through your Twitter to find it myself, but alas.

I just mentioned a fictional pairing in passing to the spouse (talking about a fic I was reading) and got a ten minute attempt to persuade me that the spouse’s blorbo needs to be with his current canon boyfriend and that no one else is good enough for him.

when I asked my players if they had fun during their first session of my PG-13 Curse of Strahd game, my brand-new-to-TTRPGS-player said that they enjoyed it because they got to "act crazy"

today i had a student ask me what the past tense of “yeet” was