â™› PAIGE AND JONO
ship meme || accepting!
Who would throw the other in the pool:-- Paige would push Jono in for being a jerk at some holiday get-together. Depending on the circumstances, he might try to pull an “I can’t swim!” guilt trip on her, to which she would immediately reply that yes, he can, and he doesn’t breathe anyway so he can’t drown, so he’s just gonna float there and think about what he’s done.Who is the better carer when the other is sick:-- Believe it or not, probably Jono, but mostly by virtue of the fact he doesn’t actually get sick. And Paige is an extremely difficult patient because she refuses to acknowledge that she’s sick and should stay in bed. So Jono at least tries, bless him. Who would force the other to do extreme sports with them:-- Jono’s a lazy asshole, so probably about as “extreme” as Jono’s “sports” get is taking a walk. She tries to take him on a jog with her once and he still complains, despite again not needing to breathe and having no reason to complain. God help them if she tries to take him hiking.Who would cook the better romantic dinner:-- Uh. I have a feeling neither, but both would give it an honest try. Jono’s philosophy is that if it can’t be microwaved, it’s too much effort, but he’d make an effort at least. It’d be awful, and he’d just be like, “I mean, I haven’t been able to eat in years. What do you want from me?”Who would build the blanket fort in the living room:-- Jono. Just because. No reason or explanation. He just would. Who would have the best holiday ideas:-- Assuming this means vacations, Paige. Jono’s idea of a good holiday is being left alone to sleep all day. Who would need to clean out the other’s stuff to make room for their own:-- Both of them are messy bitches (interpret however you please), but Paige would probably get the short end of the stick there. Jono’s been hauling his guitars and record collection around with him for years now, and no, he’s not parting with anything. Good luck.
