AAAAAA 7, mostly cause you nailed how pissy he gets about his appearance being soiled, but he knows some magic so prestidigitation usually cleans up small spills like that pretty quick!

on this vein, humans must be the least attractive thing on the planet for a charr omfg

but yea Coll is the name he’d use out in public/while glamoured, tho he wouldn’t care if someone used it in private, too

Honestly D&D-sonas sound cute as shit, and more people should have them! It’s fun to make fursonas and stuff but people should also make elves, halflings, orcs, etc to represent themselves too. I’m hoping as the D&D fandom grows we’ll have more stuff like that. 

Oop, hey, just saw this one. You probably saw my earlier response but I wanted to say, in light of this re-phrasal, he’s honestly been hyper-aggressive for like... decades by this point. It’s just who he is. v~v;;;

I woke up and read this differently and planned this whole joke based on that alone and I thought it was the funniest goddamn thing and this is why you don't wanna be friends with me. ANYWAYS. Yeah, honestly, that's the goal. I'd like him to chill out and settle down bc admittedly that's the most self indulgent thing I can do with my OCs. Aside from shipping them. Which, also admittedly, I'd like to do with 9730 eventually, too. Because I'm a massive sucker for both monster ships & big height difference ships. :'D