#thevariantprincess

Send in 📜 and I’ll use this incorrect quotes generator using your muse and my muse.

Sylvie: I'm a reverse necromancer. Loki: Isn't that just killing people? Sylvie: Ah, technicality.

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Sylvie: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back. Loki: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

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Loki: You love me, right, Sylvie? Sylvie: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

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Sylvie: I learned some very valuable lessons from this. Loki: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away. Sylvie: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

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Starter for - @thevariantprincess

It was just like another normal day in the big apple, car horns honking, people scrambling to get to jobs they're already late to, shady alley meetings, and let's not forget the occasional rat. How charming.

Loki tried not to pay any mind to a rat as it ran past his feet, he had decided to get some fresh air but was beginning to regret that decision. However, he kept pushing forward, one destination in mind, English’s Café. Coffee was always worth the trouble of navigating through this jungle of a city even on the coldest and rainiest of days. The last thing the retired professor expected to see was a strange portal open right before his eyes.

@thevariantprincess​​ asked “ everything you say will just be between you and me ” { therapy/trauma/post trauma starters }

Send “📂“ for a random yet completely useless headcanon I have

Sigyn's favourite food is strawberry tarts

Her favourite flower is lily-of-the-valley (also her favourite perfume scent)

She bakes when stressed. So if you find her surrounded by freshly baked good she is not likely to be in a good mood

She loves dancing

She doesn't have her ears pierced and wears clip on earrings

Growing up she hated her freckles and tried to cover them up

She gives the best hugs

She may not look it but she is hench and can bench a grown man. Holding that bowl requires muscle

A whole shelf in her kitchen is dedicated to pots of various teas

HEADCANON MEME!